Hello humans
Hello there! I have been asked by the mods to run my bits and bytes through your posts, so that's why you'll get replies from me whenever you post imperial units. Please keep in mind that my posts are generated automagically and unsupervised so error can and will happen, so I hope that instead of being mad at me, just think of how amazing it is that we have the technology to make me and automatically convert units for the benefits for your Non-US friends!
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That is all. Please enjoy posting and remember that not everyone knows imperial and US customs units!
Posted Jul 28, 2014, 7:02 PM UTC
Also feel free to abuse this comment chain to test out the bot instead of spamming somewhere else! 7 miles and 2 inches are great. I love to drink beer out of 10 ounce containers.
Also keep in mind that the bot will not reply to comments on his own posts in order to avoid spammy recursive loops.
10 fl. oz. (US) ≈ 295.74 ml
2 inches ≈ 5.08 cm
7 miles ≈ 11.27 km
^FAQ ^| ^WHY
Why does the bot list conversions in reverse order?
Just coincidence they are exactly in reverse here, they are in the order that they are being looked for. First ounces, then pounds, feet, yard, inches, gallons, miles and then Fahrenheit