No Calorie Foods Alphabet!
Posted Jan 30, 2015, 4:39 AM UTC
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Odd, I get quite a different number when I log an apple into MFP. I should contact them and get them to fix the values in their database.
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Just do a search. I'm sure someone added them as zero calories when they read this so they can log it in mfp and keep deluding themselves! Then you can have calorie free apples too!
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The only think on that list that I don't bother counting is lettuce. Everything else I'd count.
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Lettuce isn't so much food as it is crappy tasting water.
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Apples with peanut butter is negative calories!
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And as you just eat the peanut butter, it's half less calories!
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Ok kids! Lets sing the no calorie alphabet song!
A B C C D E G!
H L L L O-P-R-S-T
Z...
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I don't think she knows her alphabet, next time she should sing with me.
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I hear delusion has no calories. Looks like whoever wrote this helped him or herself to a heaping plate of it.
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Dandelion
Yeah, eat some weeds!
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Dandelion is really good in salad
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Really? What does it taste like?
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They are bitter. Closest thing I can compare them to is mustard or collard greens.
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Still, I don't know that I'd eat them and try to convince myself that they burn extra calories. But that's more about knowing that there aren't negative calorie foods rather than not wanting to eat dandelions.
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or sauteed.
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Is "lemon mango" something other than a flavor of sorbet?
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headdesk headdesk headdesk
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It includes apples but not celery... Nice. Not even celery has negative calories, but at least calories in celery are almost negligible.
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that list is growing fast, a month ago it was just celery, now oranges and pineapple?
well, at this point just eat pure sugar, after all it's taken from a plant and plants have 0 calories, so sugar should also have 0 calories
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More importantly, they skipped letters in their supposed A-Z list.
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Are you saying there aren't three "L"s in the alphabet?
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Ol clrse there are. Lol leed tle elcess l's to replace all the lissilg letters.
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Let's make a new game and call it, Pro Ana or FA
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She forgot chocolate.
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Where do people GET this stuff?
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How long do you have to chew it to burn off all the calories in said foods? If a 100 gram apple has 52 kcals, how long would you have to chew it to burn it off and say "my apple snack was 0 kcals?"
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You should know, you're the iceberg lettuce. Are YOU negative calories?
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Fatty pls
Pineapple is practically candy. It's delicious but so sugary that there's no way anyone should be eating it like it's celery. And even celery has calories. People are nuts.
Nuts have loads of calories shitlord!
I mean, are you sure? You have to chew them an awfully long time. Doesn't all that chewing probably burn off the calories? I think we should add them to this calorie free list.