The question of the century

How does one gather wyvern tears? With their hands no less.

Posted Mar 23, 2015, 6:57 PM UTC

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Frog_Gleen•
  1. stand under the wyvern
  2. make a scoop shape with your hands
  3. insult the wyvern about its weight
  4. collect tears
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Skyefx3737-9795-7451•

Consulting shiny table

Confirmed. Hurting Gore Magala's feelers makes him cry up to 3 times.

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primegopher•

Gore magala isn't a wyvern. Just a baby elder dragon. The mystery remains unsolved!

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sokkit•

Are we sure that they aren't things torn off the monster? Tears, not tears?

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Mohl97evade+3 is hell.•

How do we collect verbs?

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[deleted]•

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BiodeusIt's all as it should be•

I thought it was pretty funny.

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primegopher•

Yes we are, read the item description next time you get one.

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midgemage•

With the same hands that gather their dung. One wonders if the buyers know.

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