Trouble getting in
My girlfriend has a particularly domed carapace. I'm not talking "a bit of an arc" here, I'm talking full-on half-melon. While it's one of my favorite things about her, it does become an obstacle... literally... when we try to have sex. I have trouble reaching her cloaca despite the fact that my penis is longer than one of my legs, and I have to go practically vertical to get it to touch anything (which is no fun, since that just adds the risk of falling onto my back and getting stuck). Are we doing something wrong? What can we do to get around this problem?
Posted Mar 27, 2015, 5:51 PM UTC
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I think what's happening here is the tip of your cloaca might be damaged. Is there not enough of a hook at the end to reach into her cloaca? Your turtle penis is designed in a way that should allow you to mount your woman from behind and be able to enter her with your penis claw type structure with no problem.
I would suggest visiting a veterinarian or perhaps try to lay her on her back and enter her in a missionary position. Best of luck to you during mating season. Hope your eggs don't get eaten by any large birds!
I was afraid of that D:
I'm circumcised, so I don't have much hook structure to speak of. I've suggested having her lay on her back but she won't have any of that.
Shit man, I don't know what to tell you, is there any chance of reconstructing the dick with the claw on the tip? That's kind of the only way turtles can have sex.