TenNeon

My enemies:

• Arnold Picker
  

• Alexander E. Barkan
  

• Edwin Guthman
  

• Maxwell Dane
  

• Charles Dyson
  

• Howard Stein
  

• Allard Lowenstein
  

• Morton Halperin
  

• Leonard Woodcock
  

• S. Sterling Munro, Jr.
  

• Bernard T. Feld
  

• Sidney Davidoff
  

• John Conyers
  

• Samuel M. Lambert
  

• Stewart Rawlings Mott
  

• Ron Dellums
  

• Daniel Schorr
  

• S. Harrison Dogole
  

• Paul Newman
  

• Mary McGrory
  

I hope you didn't think this was an [obscur

My girlfriend has a particularly domed carapace. I'm not talking "a bit of an arc" here, I'm talking full-on half-melon. While it's one of my favorite things about her, it does become an obstacle... literally... when we try to have sex. I have trouble reaching her cloaca despite the fact that my penis is longer than one of my legs, and I have to go practically vertical to get it to touch anything (which is no fun, since that just adds the risk of falling onto my back and getting stuck). Are we doing something wrong? What can we do to get around this problem?