more tales from the hospital

ok...this tale comes 2nd hand from the delivery ward. a super shitlord doctor friend still has nightmares over this one from 15 years ago.

a massive planet was brought in to the delivery room to deliver its mini-moon. before they could get her into a delivery room, they had to weigh her the make sure she didn't exceed the 500 lb weight limit on the OB bed. 475 lb...so they theoretically could do it.

after the longest delivery my friend had ever endured (with multiple fatty related complications along the way) the shitlord doctor actually asked the dad how it was even possible for them to have sex.

the answer is even more embarrassing than you can imagine.

she actually required the help of her brother. the planet-mom had her brother stand behind her...with 2 towels. each one was wrapped around the fat on one of its legs. the poor brother pulled the thigh fat back enough to make a beta sized opening for the husband to perform his duties.

if you are so fat that in order to copulate, you require 3rd party assistance you are officially an animal. don't ask your brother for help. that humiliates him. ask for a veterinarian's help. particularly one with experience in bovine insemination.