RustonStrong

so recently my Kindle Fire updated to OS 5.1.1. my child has added a lot of apps to the kids profile. i want to clear out storage space, but now I am not able to remove any of them. the "uninstall" button is grayed out for all of them.

what is the new super secret way to remove unwanted apps from Kindle? I have worked in software development before so i am not a computer illiterate fool. i just cannot find the option to actually remove anything. and the steps that Amazon lists on its website ask me to select options that do not exist on my kindle.

1. swipe down from top of screen and tap settings - check
2. tap internal storage, tap a content category... - check
3. select the checkb

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edit, i guess themesong is a poor term. a real Straylight themesong will be high energy, club music. but i was listening to this last night and the lyrics made me think of straylight. plus i'm a big fan of contrast, so such a mellow song in an action packed universe put me in a nice state of zen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

This song from 1964 seems to capture a lot of the feeling of Straylight for me. I thought I would share the recording and lyrics.

The Sound of Silence
by Simon and Garfunkel

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was

tl;dr - avoid a LTR with a woman in a high social status job (or training for one)

Consider this a warning to anyone who is dating a doctor, attorney, or anyone in school for either of these professions. statistics show that 50% of doctor marriages end in med school. 50% of those that make it it that far, end during residency. of those 1/4 of marriages that survived both of those tests, only 50% of those marriages survive. and these are almost exclusively marriages between 2 doctors. why do marriages for female doctors have only a 1 in 8 chance of surviving long term? simple...Briffault’s Law.

Briffault’s Law states in part that where the female can derive no benefit from association

it is a monsoon over here right now. the nic-fiends are all shaking because they can't get their fix. one of them just walked out to smoke in the rain.

LOL!!!!

So the company I work for recently moved my small department to a different location. I went from a location where pretty much nobody smokes to one where pretty much EVERYBODY (except for me and 2 others) smokes.

Good gracious it is hard to get anything done. literally EVERY time I need to get with anyone, they are out back taking a smoke break. tasks that should take half a day now take full 2 days simply because i have to wait for someone to finish their cancer stick before I can get the data I need.

this is so frustrating.

We often hear how these super obese people claim to still be extremely healthy. How do they know if they are healthy or not? In what way do they claim to be healthy?

Do they claim to have blood work that comes back with everything within normal levels?

Do they claim to have normal blood pressure?

By what measure are they claiming that they are not only healthy, but "extremely healthy"?

Can someone still be "healthy" if they lose a limb to diabetes?

Or are they looking at health as being like a light switch, either you are alive and healthy or dead? Since they are alive, they must be healthy.

The reason I ask is I feel like we are using the same words, but with different meanings.

ok...this tale comes 2nd hand from the delivery ward. a super shitlord doctor friend still has nightmares over this one from 15 years ago.

a massive planet was brought in to the delivery room to deliver its mini-moon. before they could get her into a delivery room, they had to weigh her the make sure she didn't exceed the 500 lb weight limit on the OB bed. 475 lb...so they theoretically could do it.

after the longest delivery my friend had ever endured (with multiple fatty related complications along the way) the shitlord doctor actually asked the dad how it was even possible for them to have sex.

the answer is even more embarrassing than you can imagine.

she actually required the hel

I see a lot of shitlords saying how they were fooled by a profile pic. often from a hammoth using Myspace angles. usually the red flags become more obvious after they meet said beast. here are a couple of things to avoid and things to look for.

1. Neck tits. If the photo stops at the cleavage, and the cleavage goes all the way up to their neck, it is a fatty. swipe left.
2. Instead, make sure the profile pic is a full body shot or at least includes the torso. you know that THIS woman isn't trying to mask her body. a fit shitlord proudly displays what they have. a hambeast tries to deceive.
3. look for a collar bone. (or i