You are stuck on an island, there are 3 items there with you, what are they and how do you survive with them for the next 5 years?

Water filter, a tent, and seven tons of beef jerky.

A luxury RV, a freight container full of propane containers and fittings, and a pallet of MREs. Pretty long vacation, but I'll take it.

A speed boat, enough fuel to go somewhere from said island and still have extra, and a sea chart of the surrounding ocean.

It'll probably take me less than five years to find my way back home, so most likely will be surviving those five years in a boat, and then in my house.

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Luckily a 1. A luxury hotel. 2. A satellite phone ( for ordering Dominos). 3. A vibrating pussy sex toy. Pretty sure that little lot would see me through 5 years.

A fully stocked US Navy aircraft carrier (Ford Class), a fully stocked Air Force One (preferably on the aircraft carrier), and my computer (to play games).

I ain't staying on no damn island for five years.

A fully charged satellite phone to attempt to contact civilization for help, emergency flare to get their attention when they come to look for me and a knife just in case that doesn't work.

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