Not sure whether to congratulate you or feel sorry for you

I can just imagine the announcer saying 'FATALITY' as your phone smashed :D

That sucks though dude :/

It's alright man, it was an unreasonable comment. 

Normally this is where I would reflexively defend Apple, but I AM the one here holding a smashed iPhone in my gorilla hands, so I guess I wont.

Well, you know... Iphones are cheap pieces of shit. 

I was tapping away trying to beat Kotal Kahn and my screen shattered under my thumb. IRL test your might. Goddamn it.

Apparently I have the thumb strength of a Shaolin Monk