You are an enchanted staff with a goat's head. What do you have to say?

One of my PC's is playing a Dwarf Druid, with his weapon/druidic focus being a wooden staff with a goat's head carved on top. For flavor, he wanted to the goat's head to be able to speak.

I'd like to be able to have a few bits of dialogue ready to go, but I really suck at coming up with dialogue. I'm thinking it could be a complete non-sequitur, something that is vague but could sound ominous or portentous, a story or plot hook, or something for comedic effect. Riddles, quotes from movies, it's all fair game. Short term I would like to have a list of things to choose from but ultimately I'd like to help develop this item's "personality", so any tips or advice or links in that regard would be helpful too.

So, if you were an enchanted druidic staff with a carved goat's head, what would you say?

Maybe to get things started:

"Oh, hey - y'know what would be fun? Turtlefest is next month, we should go!" (shout out to u/vartian)

Thanks in advance -