TIFU by unintentionally refusing sex with a hot girl [xpost /r/tifu]
This happened last Monday night, and I'm still literally hitting myself over it. I'll lead up to the actually fuck up with a short backstory. I was visiting my father who lives about 150 miles away from me until Tuesday. Naturally, I updated my tinder bio to mention that I'm visiting his town for a few days and am planning to leave on Tuesday. I did this fully aware that I was trying to match with girls who were willing to hookup. Well, for a few days, the only matches I got were girls who weren't interested in a one night stand. Then 10:30 PM rolls around, and I hear a ping from my iPhone. I go to check and it turns out to be a new match. And a really hot girl at that. I look at her bio, and it is only about 10 or so words, pretty average stuff. Now, most guys in tinder should know that when a girl with insanely hot pictures matches with you and their bio is really short, 95% of the time it is a bot. So I send a message saying, "I'm just going to guess that this is a bot." After a few minutes of waiting, she replies back with, "Yeah I am, so do you want to fuck?" Ok, so at this point, I am completely confused. Obviously it isn't a bot, because she responded to me calling her a bot. But there is no way in hell that this 9/10 is actually willing to have sex with me, right? Right? My dumbass takes it to mean that she was being sarcastic, and that she was insinuating because of my bio that all I wanted to do was have sex. I immediately go on the defensive, saying that just because I'm a guy, doesn't mean that I just want to have sex. She replies with, "Yeah, but this is tinder..." And so my stupid fucking pointless rant continues, completely oblivious to what is actually happening. After I spout more stupid shit, she ends the conversation by calling me a pussy and unmatching me. Then it dawned on me. The realization that SHE MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. I fall silent as everything stirs in my head for a few minutes. She actually wanted to have sex with me. WTF WAS I THINKING. I COMPLETELY ANNIHILATED MY CHANCES OF SLEEPING WITH AN INSANELY HOT GIRL. Well, I've been a virgin for 19 years, guess it wouldn't be that big of a deal to wait a few more years...
TL;DR - An extremely hot chick asked me to have sex with her and I unintentionally told her to go fuck herself.
Original Poster: u/WhoLetNasusOut
Posted May 11, 2015, 5:50 PM UTC