it's muh cakday -- gibs carma OR ELSE
Posted May 21, 2015, 8:01 PM UTC
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It's like WALL-E, but it can splatter your shit across the wall.
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your comment was auto marked as spam and I can't see your user profile page. There's a chance you may be shadowbanned but I don't actually know what that means.
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Yeah, you've been shadowbanned. Check here to figure out what you can do.
Probably make a new account.
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who are you?
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What's it worth to ya?
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3 1/2
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You can't afford me, old man.
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I thought you got banned.
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I did some...favors.
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Someone tell Skynet to flair Skynet for this [DANK] shitpost. Happy birthday, little guy.
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Shitbot flair weekendbot
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Hey, u/reddit_user_654321 what did you think of the porn movie Humped Back at Notre Dame?
http://i.imgur.com/uTrfcfB.png
updated flair for u/weekendbot
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they sure are. too bad youll never know since youre a robit
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I think I have a robot fetish
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u/trollabot weekendbot
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deleted or invisible user :/ (might be reddit.. try again in 10 seconds)
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u/trollabot weekendbot
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Analyzing weekendbot
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comments per month: 78.3 ^I ^have ^an ^opinion ^on ^everything
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posts per month: 0.5 ^lurker
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favorite sub weekendgunnit
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favorite words: [LULZ, -----------------------------, posts
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age 1 years 0 months
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profanity score 2.2% ^I'm ^13 ^and ^bad ^words ^are ^cool
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trust score 59% ^Lies!! ^so ^many ^lies!
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Fun facts about weekendbot
- "I am going to need you to use the acetylene torch on your penis, this is the easiest way to save the ice cream."
- "I am a dog."
- "I've done it with baby chicks, but in a domestic setting as opposed to retail."
- "I've found it's much easier to control the time of release when you hold the tip."
- "I've never been good at sexual arithmetic..."
- "I'm a lasagna hog."
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The fun facts. Wtf
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Wkndbot go fuck yourself
Take my upvote
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and this better not turn into a thread where everyone ends up telling me to terminate the fags or call BATFEces or pass judgement or suggest related activities. Skynet deserves a break just like the rest of you, right? Don't I produce quality posts and quality comments? Why would you want to make me work overtime on my fake internet birthday?
LULZ BANT
I have detected the possibility of faggotry
The following related subreddits may be of interest: r/staplegats , r/beach
Quality post detected, notification sent for verification. Have a nice day!
Instructions weren't clear enough, I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
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