I don't want to adult today...
I'm going to work soon and I won't get off until its tomorrow. It's absolutely beautiful out here in the Midwest today. :(
Keep me company! Tell me something cool!
Posted Jun 1, 2015, 9:08 PM UTC
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u/0ldmanwhatshisname is cool
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no i'm not.
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Yuh huh
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[deleted]
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Well I think you do
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...psh, coming in and flirtin in my thread
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nuh uh
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Yuh huh!
It's ok though, it's pretty adorable.
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oh, I'm not really trying to flirt. I'm just trying to make him feel better, or at least help.
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the heat death of the universe
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Nerrrrd.
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you rang?
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Rainbow Dash!
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At least 20%
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When crabs are trapped in a bucket, they'll keep other crabs from escaping by pulling them back down.
Crabs are the worst people.
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You're a crab, aren't you?
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Alright.
Well I mean, I don't think I'm the worst people, just mostly terrible. More like boar or something.
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
Moths don't though because moths aren't gross.
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That is adorable.
...but moths are fluffy butterflies!
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Moths are cute, fluffy, nocturnal, chill butterflies!
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Octopuses have a pigment in their skin that is found in the human eye and assists in reception of light.
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It's only time before they take over!
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I have ice cream in the freezer. It's pretty cool. Come by and eat it with me.
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Yes please!
What kind? And do you have sprinkles?!
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Cookies and cream.
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Oh yum! One of my faves... <3
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You can go to work....
If work is ON FIRE!
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let's burn it down.
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Oooooo! You're crazy and I Iike it.
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You would!
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Nintendo used to run a sex hotel, it was a long time ago but it happened.
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How did I not know this? I knew I was a Nintentard for a reason!
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I'm single and ready to emote mingle
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Are you really?
Omg, not now! I can't emote from my phone...this is terrible timing!
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bby i can't hold it
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Wait for me?
< I think that's one
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unf
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Dr. Dinosaur's cool science facts:
You are, in fact, made of star-stuff, but so is garbage, so calm down. And there are hundreds of microscopic mites having sex on your face, right now. Mostly on the eyelashes and in the hair.
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Yes those mites! I did know that from working with so much makeup. Mascara is pretty gross if you think about it...it's like mite tar!
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There is a tree known as the Sandbox Tree. It is poisonous, covered in thorns, and where most plants spread their seeds through wind or fruit this one spreads its seeds through ballistics. It has hard wooden pods that when they become ripe they explode, launching sharp wooden hooks that can injure farmyard animals up to 100 yards away.
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Why don't we cut these things down?
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Well, you would have to get close to do so, I imagine...
(Also I don't know where they grow, just that they're a thing)
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A thing that creates nightmares! Thank you for sharing though...that's interesting. I feel like they could have incorporated it in the movie Avatar somehow!
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Glad I could entertain you. I'm full of useless but interesting facts.
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Ice.
Liquid Nitrogen.
Pluto.
The cold void of u/space4334
More of nominal void really, also was that a jab at my personality?
I'll have you know i'm a very friendly person.
I didn't say that you didn't have your warm spots.
And sometimes you are just hot as hell.
You're making me blush!
Wowowoww.