Snailed It!
Posted Jun 28, 2015, 11:37 AM UTC
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What a terrible post
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If this is the worst thing I will see on reddit today, I'm being optimistic. They really should lurk more...
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Gary?
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3k upvotes right now. Wut?
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3k terrible people?
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Lol seriously!
I'm not gonna pretend I'm not still in high school but even I know memes don't belong in r/funny...
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Its not even a meme though. Its just not funny at all. And the title fucking sucks.
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That's not how that works; the Internet doesn't shut down for teenagers during the school year. You old guys just like to blame terrible posts like this on us.
EDIT: I guess everyone on this site is just really fucking old. No matter how much you complain about teens being on this site, it will never change so get over it. Being older, I'd think you'd be more mature and stop complaining on every post, but I guess I'm wrong.
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Yeah well get off my lawn ya hussy.
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Or maybe the rest of you teenagers can stop shitposting and giving us a bad name.
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There are always tons of shitty posts on reddit but there are pretty obviously more in the summer. It's not an increase in traffic because there are always lots of 14 year olds on here, it's an increase in posting. It's pretty hard to get a post to the front page when you make it at 5 o clock eastern but in the summer you have all day just like all the miserable 30 year old slobs posting at work. It's not your fault either, your dreams haven't been dashed against the rocks of reality and student debt. We all envy you really.
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The thing about summer reddit is this, summed up in another post:
Do they not know we have cell phones all school year?
Some of us know, and we wonder why your parents and your teachers allow this. Or whether or not you are just defying the rules you should be following. If you have and use a phone or tablet in school for anything other than direct school work, then somebody is fucking up. Whether it be you, your parents or your teachers.
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We can use them in lunch, study hall, and in passing periods. And before and after school, you idiot. School doesn't consume 100% of our lives.
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Do they not know we have cell phones all school year?
Some of us know, and we wonder why your parents and your teachers allow this. Or whether or not you are just defying the rules you should be following. If you have and use a phone or tablet in school for anything other than direct school work, then somebody is fucking up. Whether it be you, your parents or your teachers.
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Who said I was using it in class? And even if I am who fucking cares? That has nothing to do with the topic at hand
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Why is this on the front page?
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Dank meme?
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This is where all the shitty Facebook comments originate. r/funny
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But... shouldn't the shell be facing the other direction?
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Eye stalks are backward, too. Snails have no interest in watching where they've been. They are true optimists.
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This was bugging me so much. It would've been so easy! Just flip the pad thingy around real quick.
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Facebook tier content
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Browsing r/all, thanks for reminding me why I unsubbed from this retarded fucking sub.
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WHAT THE FUCK. THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
WHY
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God, I feel like this should be in r/forwardsfromgrandma. I know I'm beating a dead horse, but r/funny truly has become as bad as Facebook.
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God, I feel like this should be in r/forwardsfromgrandma. I know I'm beating a dead horse, but r/funny truly has become as bad as Facebook.
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This is literally the worst post ever posted.
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Major Uzumaki flashbacks.
(Also, obligatory pointing out that this isn't funny. It's not even Facebook funny, this is 9gag level funny.)
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Uzumaki is the shit, having read it makes this post bearable
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This is the worst thing ever
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I conch believe it. Whelk, this is certainly speshell.
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You greedy bastard, I can actually not think of any other snail puns. Fuck you.
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Wow, what a snailure. I had to slink about that post for a long time.
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I give up.
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I conch conchtrol the conchequences of this conchversation.
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Shut up, Piggy.
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Gary?
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shell is backwards . . .
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Well not quite. The spiral of the shell is the wrong way.
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nsfw
http://i.imgur.com/SqZPv8a.gif
Thanks...now I must go watch it again...
what is that?
From "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" (TIGHT Tights)
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
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That penis looks like a foot.
That is a foot. The penis is deep within the snail bosom.
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This is better than the actual post
That's how he does.
Reminds me of this. Enjoy the nightmares!
You know, I've usually discounted manga, but that was a pretty scary story. I should try to find similar ones to that.
You know what's scarier than horror manga?
Romance manga that drags on where the two main characters never seem to resolve their sexual tension, and never kiss... until finally there seems to be hope, BUT THEN THE MANGA IS DISCONTINUED AAAAAAA
Amigara is another staple horror anime.
Just spent a couple hours reading all of it very interesting read. And chapter 7 page 12 I had seen that image a long time ago and had no idea where it was from so I guess that is one of life's mysteries that has spiraled to completion..wait OH GOD NNNNOOOooooo....
I like yours better.
nsfl
is that Bjork?
it is from Tokyo Gore Police.
NSFL? Seriously? NSFW at best.
believe me when I say that is one of the tamer images from the movie. but if you insist:
Seriously NSFL
meh.
[serious] don't click unless you like disgusting stuff [/serious]
For an nsfl that wasn't bad Edit: snail nipples get me goin
For a NSFW, it's not bad...
fair enough.
This took me a while to get
Snailed it
Don't encourage shitposting. You're better than that.
Nah he's shit too.
That's crazy, man.