Collision during a football game
Posted Jul 20, 2015, 10:32 PM UTC
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I think I have a concussion just from looking at this.
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My head actually got a headache from this, no joke.
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My head got a stomachache.
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My stomach got a boner and i ejaculated out of my belly button.
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Well ok then.
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I love when that happens.
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Nope. Doctor.
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Ah, the good ol' belly button splooge. Classic.
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r/nocontext (I know it's an old comment)
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Hey you guyyyyyyys
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Baby.....Ruth?
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I love chunk?
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Just look at the ear on the left. Like wtf
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Oh hey, that Goonies guy.
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They look like two mummies who were dug up from a "husband and wife" grave in ancient Egypt or some shit. Like aww, they were buried together.
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This is from today's game between Åtvidabergs FF and Djurgårdens IF, which are Swedish football teams in the highest league, Allsvenskan. The black guy (Omar Colley) had to wear bandage over his head for the rest of the game. Intense collision.
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Did the white guy just die? Or was he totally fine
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he was fine i believe ;)
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Why does it read: "New York LEGENDS" on the red jersey?
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it's an ad for an american style sports bar i believe.
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correct
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The Åtvidaberg dude had to have a few stitches I believe.
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durRr
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GURME A KIRSS!😘
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That looks like a broken eye socket.
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That's exactly how I broke mine
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story time?
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Nothing too exciting. Went up for a head ball during a collegiate soccer game, made contact with a player on the other team with my head, or my face I guess, and came back down with blood pouring from my eye. I fractured my lower orbital, my nose, and split the area just below my eyebrow/the top of my eyelid open. Had to get between 30 and 40 stitches to get it all closed up.
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Ouch.
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I cracked my lower orbit as well, but it was in a baseball game. I was playing shortstop and a grounder hit a rock and popped up, right in to my eye. It knocked me out for a few seconds and when I came to I immediately started looking for the ball. I didn't realize what happened until the 3rd base coach stopped me.
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Is that his brain coming through the nose?
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That's his nose
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[guy on the right] (http://mermalair.sbmania.net/spongebubble.jpg)
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I love seeing different races coming together. Makes a big impact.
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"I luh u man. Promise you nevuh leave me"
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Takes a big hit to bend your nose like that..
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That's a fuckin' bell ringer.
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It looks like the white guy is telling the black guy a secret
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Seeing that makes me think that on occassion they may actually not be faking injury.
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seriously the worst pain i have ever experienced is when my eye socket made contact with someone's head while playing rugby.
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This is r/HadToHurt material op.
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That looks like brain damage.
I am sure they are ferfectly pine.
You sound like my Filipino mom.
Can you hear her accent? I had neighbor with a white dad and Filipino mom, she obviously has no accent, but her mom's is so thick, her English sounds like Filipino. I was surprised when she insisted her mom didn't have an accent. Then she asked me about my dad's southern accent. What southern accent? Apparently he has the drawl but I can't hear it. Language is really weird.
My husband came to the U.S. From Italy and still has an Italian accent. I said something about his accent and my daughter said, "Daddy has an accent?"
I guess you learn how to speak from your parents, so you assume that everyone who doesn't sound like you/them has an accent.
Daughter of Philippine mother and white father: she knew, but got embarrassed. I don't have an accent, although some things I didn't know the English word for since I was taught the German or Tagalog word for it.
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We're ok it's just drain Bama get. Look a squirl
Incidental drain bamage, play on!
I like to imagine this is how they really look and they're just taking a beautiful friendship photo
This kills the brain cells.
That looks like it r/HadToHurt
Right up there with "No foul called on the play"
The fact that this guys eyes work after this is insane.
And brain damage on the mic don't manage.
Don't you mean Dain Bramage?
Don't worry it's just a minor case, It'll only make them jump when they want to say "apple".
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Looks like to retarded chromosomal differently-advantaged gay guys lying together on a pillow trying to be romantic. Someone shop them into bed. go on. add some soft focus and mood lighting.
Twat