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E-Unit

To the fraud prevention division of my bank

To the fraud prevention division of my bank

Posted Aug 19, 2015, 12:08 AM UTC

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An_angry_wife•

Come on, story time! Details!

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E-UnitOP•

Hahaha well a couple months back I signed up for a dating website, bought some lingerie and also some toys. Fraud prevention apparently thought spending $300 on each at midnight was cause for concern so they called.

I've also bought a few more since and every freaking time they call and I have to confirm "yes, I bought $300 worth of shit to shove in my crotch" lol

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An_angry_wife•

They obviously have no clue that good sex doesn't come cheap! Haha!

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IDontItsCinnamon•

shit to shove in my crotch

Sweet Jesus I love you, woman.

Any recommendations?

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E-UnitOP•

hahaha umm not really. I ordered a lelo which was great with it being rechargable but I didn't find it to have enough power at all. So I just ordered a hitachi magic wand so I'll let you know.

I also got a an Oh Naughty 360 degree rotating thruster rabbit (jesus what a title), but wasn't super impressed with that either so I don't really have any like "omg you gotta get this" recs.

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