My confidence level is really high nowadays, and we can't have any of the sort, can we? Roast me good you wankers.
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imgur.comPosted Nov 27, 2015, 2:06 PM UTC
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imgur.comYou look like Hitler's ideal version of Mackelmore.
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I get that Hitler comment a lot and I'm never sure if it's a compliment or not, but I guess it's not, seeing the current context.
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A solid attempt at sounding intelligent.
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Heh, english is my 2nd language so some sentences might sound a bit weird I guess
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You look like the Russian after 12 rounds with Rocky
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That, my friend, is not a roast. It's a compliment! Dolph Lundgren is a beautiful swede, even after some yank has knocked his knickers around for a bit!
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You look more like his wife after their honeymoon in a Siberian steroid camp
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I just go to the barbers, sit down, close my eyes and let them do whatever. And then own that haircut like the madman that I am.
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If by "own" you mean the same way I "own" my dog's shit that's in my backyard then sure
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Yes, hence the madman part
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You look like every Karate Kid villain
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Well Johnny is a decent fellow, so consider my feelings not hurt.
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You look like you stretched somebody else's face over top of yours
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I don't know what to make of that, really. I think I'm offended?
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You've made me self conscious of having a mask face. Something that I didn't think I ever would be/could be!
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Your confidence is probably as high as your parents were when they decided giving birth to you was a good idea.
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But they didn't really know that I would turn out shit way back then though, did they?
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You should always expect a certain level of shit production when engaging in incest.
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Poor start, excellent recovery.
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you look like the kind of guy that would drop his months wages on a coat that doesn't fit right.
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But the color totally matched my Ralph Lauren manbag!
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I see you've finally recovered from the house fire
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Didn't you play a USSR hockey player in Miracle?
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I'm norwegian living under a rock, so I didn't quite catch that sick reference, bruh
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How much did it cost to get Stevie Wonder to cut your hair?
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Hanging out in the garage. Perfect place for beat up looking, worthless tools
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Hah, jokes on you, that's my room!
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The description still applies
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You look like one of those plasticine stop motion characters.
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the asian guy that desperately wants to be white
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Your face is basically a crevice farm. And no, your $60 haircut doesn't help
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and testosterone level too low
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I know right! Can't even grow a moustache at 21.
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You put your age backwards
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Damn.
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Ok, look, clearly your evil powers didn't come with a manual. Supervillains are supposed to absorb their victims' powers, not their ethnicities.
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When I saw your first pic I thought you had autism. After seeing your second pic, I knew.
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The outline of your head looks like it was drawn by a first grader.
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You look like Guy Pearce's retarded brother.
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I've heard this one before actually! So I guess it's true.
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Let's just enumerate this shit.
that gary oldman roast omg
ouch
Hitler youth camp ain't got shit on Gary Oldman in the fifth element
You might want to use scientific notation for that last one.
5th Element reference on r/roastme? Bravo, you are a fucking champion.
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