Miss Muffet 2: Terrible Tuffet

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
When along came a spider
Who could not abide her
and blew poor Miss Muffet away.

Little Miss Buffet
A friend of Miss Muffet
Could not believe what she saw
So she ran and got bossy
And gathered a posse
Who tore some poor spider to slaw.

Then that spider's kin
who saw the whole thing
Gathered their knives and their guns.
Thus began a long war
no one remembered what for
As they buried their daughters and sons.

Amidst all the fighting
Through the yelling and biting
Miss Muffet arose from the grave.
"I'm back from the dead!"
Her ghost proudly said
"And I'm telling you all to behave."

"What happened was tragic,"
Began Muffet the Magic
"But we can overcome with some love!"
"Bitch, you're too late!"
They all cried out in hate
And pushed her away with a shove.

Her friends called her a traitor
But then three days later
The dead all got up from the ground
"This fighting must stop!"
Spoke a dead spider cop
To the factions who were so tightly wound.

"Zombies!" They cried
As they raised their guns high
And ended their friends once again.
So try to be kind.
Because rage makes you blind.
And anger can cause only pain.

LSD. a spiraling cadence.

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