See4See4•

Dammit America, they're beating us at our own game!

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NineteenthJester•

Seriously! Why doesn't this exist in America?!

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cjcrashoveride•

Jack in the Box has something like this called a Late Night Munchine Meal. It's some kind of burger (the grilled cheese cheese burger is my fav), a bunch of regular and currly fries, two tacos, and a drink.

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-Pelvis-•

Does it come in a fucking pizza box?

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cjcrashoveride•

Not quite but they do have a special big box just for them.

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ChillestBro•

It's pretty similar to the Rochester Garbage Plate, isn't it?

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NineteenthJester•

Unfortunately, that's a regional thing. Still not quite all over America :,(

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out-of-beta•

Glasgow salad

Edit: Wow! Gold! Of all the comments to get that on :)

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RumplyFoot•

That's what we would say. Eat what you can and in the morning, eat the leftovers cold and it's like a salad.

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YoureMyBoyBloo•

And you can eat it all in one bite of you happen to have a Glasgow Smile...

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jimblob32•

It is

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Soulstem•

Why this is not a thing in America i will never understand. Our portions are ridiculous. I'd rather have a variety of a bunch of little stuff. Instead we get a single 12 foot pizza with 50 toppings.

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cycostinkoman•

Because we never order a single 12 foot pizza with 50 toppings. We order that, plus another pizza, plus breadsticks, grab some chips while we're out, a few 2-liters, some pretzels, and throw another pizza/breadstick order on there.

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Soulstem•

I have never had an appetite that ridiculously large. I find it disgusting when people order that much food for a small group of people. They are Filthy butter-beasts usually.

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TheRollingPebble•

So, who in Scotland is looking for a new roommate?

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tylenosaurus•

This looks glorious, exceptionally unshitty.

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Debonaire_Death•

I just love how the bottom of the box says "ENJOY YOUR PIZZA". Just imagining opening one of these, expecting a pizza, and getting this is hilarious.

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ronglangren•

BRB booking ticket to re-locate to Scotland.

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magicfatkid•

Buy two, I'm coming wit

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thebrainlessOP•

my munchie from today http://i.imgur.com/219GF1X.jpg (there is "brainless" on paper sorry for light)

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oxfordcommasplice•

What's in it?

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thebrainlessOP•

doner kebab meat, chips, grilled chicken, deep fried pakora-like chicken, deep fried pakora-like mushrooms, deep fried pakora-like haggis, deep-fried pakora-like onion rings, onion rings, mini steak burger (deep fried piece of beef) and some kind of deep fried potato cream i dont know name for it. garlic and chilli sauce.

fried mushroms are 10/10

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Badgerfest•

deep fried pakora-like haggis

Most Scottish thing ever.

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duvet5335•

Where abouts did you get this? The variety in that one is amazing. Need to know for my next hangover...

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Ahaigh9877•

What a time to be alive!

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TheDoubtfulGuest•

.... I understand it is fried. That's about it. What's your favorite part, and what is it in southern American terns ?

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gilbatron•

you should totally crosspost to r/trees

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wakd•

Spotted Irn Bru - Scotland confirmed.

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aufdie87•

This is why I live.

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OvenRoasted•

featured in an episode of Munchies: https://youtu.be/v6Ftsc69DdI?t=13m30s

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MarioDario•

What's up with the raw lettuce/raw onions/bad looking coleslaw in every one?

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Iwannapeeonyou•

You eat them

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gazwel•

It's how we get our 5 fruit and veg a day in Scotland.

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rooowdy•

Are you actually supposed to eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day? I get maybe 5 a week

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gazwel•

According to the UK government anyway. You will be glad to know a tin of beans counts towards it though!

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sprankton•

The recommendations actually vary from country to country. Five servings a day is pretty common, though.

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kateykmck•

raw lettuce

Do you cook it?

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Hugh_Jampton•

Features in chinese cookery quite a bit and some chefs are grilling wedges of it for some unknown reason but generally no, I wouldn't cook with it

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branthar•

I'm thinking of moving to Glasgow after my degree. I think this settles it.

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Semper_nemo13•

There is no sun, just a warning.

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agoia•

That's a lot of dank looking takeaway

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particle409•

So are those just strips of beef? What am I looking at?

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Aromasin•

It's doner kebab meat.

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Shamson•

I think it's donair meat

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soggyfritter•

Yo, Holmes! To Don-air!

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jimblob32•

Doner*

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Deson•

So if I may ask what is the typical cost for something so wonderful as this?

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Aromasin•

Normally a tenner.

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Deson•

So roughly $15.00 American. Well worth it.

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Pearly27•

Had one of these last time I visited Glasgow. Ate half, went to sleep, finished it cold the next morning. Best meal on the planet.

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So jealous. :(

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hatervision•

As bubbles would say, "fuckin' decent!"

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bloodhoond•

totally said this in my head in bubbles voice - worked out great

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