TIFU by using my roommates mouthwash without asking
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Posted Feb 9, 2016, 9:16 AM UTC
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Have a garlic or two to take away that minty, fresh taste.
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"A garlic"
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Yep. The whole thing.
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Smoking a marijuana might also help.
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Nah. OJ is the real cure here
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Is that the same amount as one marijuana?
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Yes, but not to be confused with one pot.
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No, no, one garlic is equal to four marijuanas in secondhand-taste.
The opposite is true, too: One marijuana is equal to ~4 garlics, but only if they're roasted.
Mmm, roasted garlic. Great snack on some light bread with goat cheese and a bit of tomato when high. Or when not high!
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An entire handful for full effect.
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Cue, not que.
Don't mean to be a dick; just trying to help.
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He's just practicing his spanish!
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¿Lol que?
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Muy bien!
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He obviously meant "What a fuck up" but in that hybrid Spanglish.
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Maybe they meant queue, like there was backup fuck-ups waiting to surface... But they got sick of waiting through the 10 minutes of rinsing.
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Read it as "kay fuck up" and just went with it, didn't realize he meant to say cue.
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Found out my boyfriend did this with my post- wisdom tooth removal chlorohexedrine for weeks on end thinking he was getting some kind of super clean mouth, little did he know the stuff stains your teeth pretty quickly. Glad you were deterred by the taste!
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I've had a bottle of that for years, and only use it when something's acting up. I can't imagine using it daily, you wouldn't be able to taste a damn thing!
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So fresh and so clean clean!
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What brand was it?
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Dr. Tichenors.
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Forgot the 1:5 dilution?
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Forgot? Nope. I negligently filled up a cap without reading that it was a concentrate. A lesson was learned.
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Wait, "steam sale"? DAMMIT how did I miss this?!
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I was a little late getting on it too. Still have till Feb. 12!
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TIL you can buy mouthwash concentrate.
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At least you wont have to worry about bad breath!
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I'm now questioning in my mind every time I used mouthwash because I've never deluded and always dealt with the awful strong taste.
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Totally thought you were gonna grab lube.
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Put some in your cookie batter! Try and deny mint chocolate is best cookie dough, just try!
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Haha, "1 drop only" is a concentrate as well, I can't imagine how a whole mouthful would feel like. O_o
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Came here expecting piss.
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With the amount of mintiness (?) that he is describing, I think orange juice will actually make his mouth curl up and die.
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Really OP? Is this what r/tifu is these days? "My mouthwash was too strong now my breath is too minty!"
tifu amirate guys! fucking pathetic you shit
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Eat my boogers.
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I enjoyed your story OP, thanks for sharing.
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Oh shiz. He said you don't got no nipples.
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No you eat my boogers sucker
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Wow, that sounds like a lot of mint. Wanna make out?
7 hours later and its now at the perfect mintyness. Let's do this.
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