Lets play "Lie or False!" My favourite Reddit game!

I thought I'd take a break from politics, Berniebros, Shillary and Dump, and play a little game on Reddit where I see if Redditors are lying, or not telling the truth! It's a fun game. I have a good track record, If I do say so myself.

I'm picking rotten fruit here by delving into Advice Animals, but this one was too stinky and gross to not pick it up and devour it. The original poster posts this meme. For one this hits a lot of Reddits favourite, or rather favourite jerking subjects. Evil women/moms, public interactions, young girls, and social awkwardness. Also I highly doubt this is true, either this whole situation didn't happen, which is my bet, or he was looking and the Mom did say this, or just took her daughter away from the creepy man staring at her. But hey, it makes a good Maymay.

First top comment!

A woman did this to me when I was at one of those bogus "Buy an Alpine car stereo for $5" events at a closed down mall-turned convention center. She comes up to me and loudly shouts "She's my daughter and she's only 17 you pervert!" I had literally just turned 15...and I looked about 12-13 (Didn't have shaveable facial hair until I was 20)....and I wasn't ogling her daughter who was wearing skin tight jeans and a halter-top, but most everyone else in the place was. Her daughter just smiled at me. It was such a shock it took me like 10 minutes before I was even pissed off about it.

Basically a regurgitation of the same story. Evil Mom yells at me for staring at her young daughter! I like this comment

and I wasn't ogling her daughter who was wearing skin tight jeans and a halter-top, but most everyone else in the place was.

I wasn't ogling her but can remember exactly what she was wearing years later, and anyway everyone else was so whats the big deal!!!!!

Also, "Her daughter just smiled at me! I was totally in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Smile = secks"

Again, I doubt this story is true in so many ways. 2 for 2.

Heres a kwality reply to this comment

I had a moment like that at a carnival when I was 17. I was with some friends and we met a few girls who joined us for some rides. I got caught kissing one of the chicks by a rather porcine woman who stomps over, apparently her mother, who barks out "she's only 16 you sick fuck." The girl was embarrassed and the mom was enraged by my response; "Perfect. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" I think she was going to assault me but by then my friends and the other girls had already come around us.

Well I'm just 100% sure this happened too. "she's only 16 you sick fuck." is what a lot of mature adults yell at teenagers kissing. Also, why can't these moms stop trying to protect their children and just let me do what I want. 3, I think thats 3.

I was in an elevator at a hotel one day, with a woman and her young daughter (around 7 or 9 years old). The woman yelled at me for no apparent reason. If you think of touching my daughter, I will fucking kill you! I have no idea what this was all about. I was standing there, minding my own business, and I was wearing a dress shirt and slacks.

Yeah sureeeeeeee. "DAE men cant go out in public without being accused of being a pedo!!?!?!?!?!?!" Has anyone ever had a this happen in real life? I have NEVER heard anyone I have ever been friends with or talked to tell me story like this about anyone or anyone they know. In for 4. I'm very good at this game.

Taking a diversion from the game for this HILARIOUS joke

"Yeah, well, she doesn't act 17 in bed."

Ha! Sex with under-age teenagers is funny. Also enter the age of consent jerk.

Once complimented a friends cousin for having a great smile. She had recently gotten braces, and was clearly a bit self-conscious about them, so thought it'd be nice if she heard something positive about it. Got a barrage of messages/emails later on "She's only 15. You can't talk to her like that!", etc., etc. Last time I ever acknowledged an underage girl in any way. And now I see I can't even ignore them without people thinking I'm a pig, like OP. lol, the world.

yeah, ha, LOL the world. Why can't we look at hot young girls, such a crazy crazy world.

This next comment tree is just amazing.

Ri-i-i-i-i-ght. Sure you don't OP.

To which our truth teller OP replies

Hey man, don't look at me. I was busy getting hit on by MILFs.

To which he links to another one of his VERY TRUE Meme, which tells us the OP is 42 (so from the original meme, we could have a 42 y/o middle aged man ogling a 17 y/o. DECENT! Or we couldn't). I think I'm on 4 or 5. I would go into that thread but I really don't want to.

Anyway, you should try Lie or False next time you're in the defaults. It makes it a lot more bearable when you realise most people are talking complete and utter bollocks.

Now there are lots of jerks in there, it is after all Advice Animals. But I don't feel like getting angry in my front room at a computer screen. But if someone else wants to I'll join in.