The Royal Slapfight Series, Round 1: Ike vs. Eirika

Welcome to the free-for-all "debate" tourney where no argument is too petty. For reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/fireemblem/comments/4djjxw/would_people_be_interested_in_a_lord_faceoff/

Rules

1. Be civil to each other. Trash-talking the lords is fine, but trash-talking other users isn’t.

2. Tag your major spoilers. Especially for Fates stuff and… well, you know.

3. Seriously, there are no stupid arguments. If the lord you like has no reasonable chance against their opponent, tear down their opponent! Insult their hair! Call their voice dumb! This is like a political race; sometimes smear campaigns are necessary.

4. Upvote indiscriminately! All comments will be considered when determining each match’s winner, regardless of the upvote distribution, so you might as well spread the love around.

This match is between Ike from the Tellius games and Eirika from The Sacred Stones.

Today’s other thread (Sigurd vs. Hector) is here.

Bracket