[Edicts4A] The Ten Cockmandments

#Let there be cock!

1. My cock is your god, who brought you out of the land of ignorance, into the house of bondage. You shall have no other cocks before Me.

2. You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in silicone, or that is in wood, or that is created from any matter of this earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For my cock is the only cock.

3. You shall not take the name of my cock in vain for then I will not hold you guiltless for such insolence.

4. Remember the day of Deepthroat, to keep it pleasurable. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the deepthroating of my cock. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your arms, nor your lips, nor your hands, nor your ass, nor your body, nor all that is within your reach. For in six days I made you my follower, collared you and rested the seventh day. Therefore I blessed the Deepthroat day and hallowed it.

5. Honor my balls, that your time may be long with the cock, your God, I am giving you.

6. You shall not commit cock or ball torture.

7. You shall not be unfaithful to my cock.

8. You shall not steal time to pleasure yourself in place of worshipping my cock.

9. You shall not bear false witness against your fellow worshippers.

10. You shall not covet your fellow worshippers; you shall not covet your fellow worshipper’s body, nor their arms, nor their hands, nor their ass, nor their lips, nor anything that is theirs.

“Down on your knees, it’s Deepthroat day and there are blessings to be given.”

Prompt Status: Closed

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Worshippers and wielders are both welcome. As long as one of us has a cock and the other(s) are devout followers, you may yank my chain or pledge yourself to me.