Dave's Log: The story of the lowest ranking Babylonian on the submarine
It is the year 4000. Surrounded by ice, mountains, and more ice, I almost know what it would be like to be a Inuit. Tomorrow is the big day. The day...that our all-mighty leader TPangolin ruthlessly drops 61 random, brainwashed leaders into the wilderness with only their wits, prositiudes, and tents.
Today is the day before it begins. I've never seen TPangolin. Of course, that is because I'm the janitor. But, I have seen clips of TPangolins Mk. I plan. I might actually be able to look out the telescope for a few nanoseconds this time, once I get some Buccaneer Rum to drug the lookouts with.
PS. Can you sneak some of the Korean food aboard once they advance enough to make it?
Your humble crewmate, Dave.
If you want to see more of this, up vote it. If you like it, we will have one every single day, slowly catching up to the present events.
EDIT: Part 1 will come very soon, around the same time tomorrow. Links for the next part will come soon. Thanks for the feedback!
Posted Apr 14, 2016, 3:19 AM UTC · edited