[OPM4A] One Pump Man: Secret to Smut
In a mere pump, not only can I unload not only a massive torrent of cum, but also cause the most mind blowing of orgasms, causing your body to go completely limp in the process. I am One Pump Man - Smutama.
Listen carefully for this is my secret to success:
The deciding factor for success of this hard training plan is if you can see it through to the end. This is the important part fellow smutsters, you have to force yourself to keep going no matter how tough it gets. I have become this smutty in only three years.
I only became as titillating as I am by doing 100 hip-thrusts, 100 kegels, 100 orgasms and 10 hours of edging. Every. Single. Day. It goes without saying that you should have three meals a day but in the mornings a pussy should be enough. Another rule I used is to never use your toys, and only your bare hands to mentally sexify yourself.
At first it’ll be tough as hell and you start thinking that taking a day off isn’t a big deal. But I didn’t. In order to become a lustful smutser I didn’t stop even when my whole crotch was in pain and I was oozing precum.
Even when my cock felt heavy and refused to get hard I kept stroking, even when my arms started making strange cracking sounds, I continued. After about one and a half years of training I noticed two changes about myself.
I had lost all my inhibitions and I had become smutty.
In short, train so hard that you think you’ll cum or lose your mind. That is the only way there is to become smutty.
You guys messing around with your words and sentences and all that language will never make it this far. The true power of us smutsters is that we can sexify ourselves on our own!
What?
Is he for real?
I can’t believe it! There is no way you can become that smutty with only that!
You don’t seem to believe me but that is all I did, honest.
Prompt Status: Closed
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Posted Apr 14, 2016, 3:16 PM UTC · edited