The Royal Slapfight Series, Semifinals: Hector vs. Eliwood

Round 2 Wrap-up Thread

Bracket

Results from the last match:

Alm
High-effort: IIII
Mid-effort: IIIII
Low-effort: III

Leif
High-effort: IIIIIIIII
Mid-effort: IIIIIIIIII
Low-effort: IIII

And now we approach the most tragic of matches - the one between Hector and Eliwood, both from Blazing Sword. The winner will go on to face Leif in the final round. #---

#The following “arguments” will earn you very few points unless accompanied by something better:

"Hector dies"
"Hector gets a beard"
"Hectorcopter!"

And for Eliwood:

"Eliwood spawned Roy"
"Eliwood fucked a dragon"
"Eliwood is a Disney princess"

As usual, get creative with your responses and… and… I just can’t bear to watch this. I’ll be back in a few hours.

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Rules

1. Be civil to each other. Trash-talking the lords is fine, but trash-talking other users isn’t. This is for fun, after all.

2. Tag your major spoilers. Especially for a certain continent.

3. There are no stupid arguments. Aside from, you know, the ones I just listed above. High-effort comments earn more points.

4. Upvote indiscriminately! All comments will be considered when determining each match’s winner, regardless of the upvote distribution, so you might as well spread the love around.