Daves Log: The story of the lowest ranking Babylonian on the ship(PART 2:A Petty Fight)

Author's Note: Sorry, yesterday I couldn't get one out because of work. I will try to keep making these.

Part 1

Last night, after "spying" on some officers, I realize that there is more to life than a blue submarine. So today, I decide that I'm going to do it again. Now, the part of the royale I saw yesterday plays for everybody today, so I'll have a distraction. It's supposed to be a celebration.

I pass by the main hall, mainly filled with Poland and Boer supporters. There are no Morocco supporters. Orange and Red cover the whole room, and I knew that I'd have to clean up that stuff.

I slowly make it over to The Almighty Lord's place. The Almighty Lord has already started the clip! Oh wait, it's just Futurama. But sitting with him is a lady I don't know. "Em, Em", he says, clearing his throat. "Are you sure you want to do it", he whispered. "Just give me a few days, we don't know which civilization to spy on."

She slowly walks away, and after secretly staring at her ass for a few minutes, I go back to watching The Almighty Lord.

Ya Ya Ya kut AI! Yakakakutia has built a slightly bigger library than all of the others. The free tech will help them, especially when developing some warmth up their. Yakakakutia: where you can freeze to death, but be literate. Reminds me of the Babylonian sub, only on the sub, you freeze to death emotionally as well.

Burr....ma has made a casino. It is called Mandalay Bay, and admission is free to Burr....ma's citizens. This extra city will give them some extra revenue, and seems to instantly be the best gambling spot for merchants in the year 3550 BC.

Speaking of gambling, a great "sport", Rome has taken a gamble by having the first war! Dubbed the Pri-something Alliance, France and SPARTA are his official enemies. This is a pretty bad gamble for Rome, just like becoming a janitor.

Chill out Chile! Just because you can build a temple for food and archers doesn't mean you have to! I mean, Yakakakutia could have gotten that wonder, or the ever inspired English. Chile, seriously?

SPARTA and The barbarians Huns have declared war on the Soviets...because of sandwiches. My take on the situation? F*ck sandwiches. Korean BBQ, Texmex, and Buccaneer Booze are the way to go. Those are worth declaring war over.

Mess-I-co has built a whole bunch of rocks in a circle! Apparently for worship, we can all give them a slow clap. In more interesting news, the Buccaneers have built a casino in the city of Nassau. Attracting a ton of merchants, it might actually be profitable. It bridges the North and South America, but that's not important.

Angered by peaceful Swedes, Hitler decides that he needs to die. The red and the yellow clashing makes me want to puke. Jap-an actually did something, like me! He founded Shinto, a religion destined to be obsolete, like me.

The Boers have decided that getting gold every time a Great Person dies would be nice. So they just rapidly increase the tax rate when a person dies, and build a huge Mauls-whatever. No one really gives a sh*t about wonder names.

Germany has also joined the Pri-something alliance, and to an official German decree, there must always be more than one war going on. Let's see how it goes. Just like my life.

Inspired by Ja-pan, ArabAI decides that they should make a second obsolete religion, Eastern Orthodoxy. Good try, but no cigar. Or Buccaneer Rum. Whatever you like best.

The ever inspired English build a pyramid, in the water. Destined to be eroded in a few years, one wonders how they could have known this: a^2 + b^2 = c^2 , but couldn't predict water erosion. Sigh.

I slowly walk away. I go back to be cleaning some Korean BBQ stains on the floor, and I have an idea...