pixelbaron•

While you're at work I'm fucking your wife. Need that Red Bull for round six.

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ThrowCarp•

While you're at work I'm fucking your wife. Need that Red Bull for round six.

Relevant 4chan comic.

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fakeuserisrealFREE STUFF D:•

It's almost like being poor is a lot of hard work. When you have three jobs and a family that leaves plenty of time to get a good night's sleep every night. Right?

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erisdiscordia•

Grandma really needs to get her memes straight.

But that's none of my business.

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MuslimGokuInternet Historian, specializing in crazy people•

This is what I hate the most about conservative Christians. They LOVE talking about how charitable they are and how much they help people, yet once you look their mindset, it's all just self righteous bullshit. They view the 1/6 of Americans who use food stamps as basically nothing more than pond scum.

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eddielacie•

No, its about HOW the money is spent.

Great, you need a hand, people do all the time, heres an extra 100 bucks a month.....oh, you bought 12 bags of chips and 3cs of mt dew, and a 12pk of monster....

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MuslimGokuInternet Historian, specializing in crazy people•

I use to work fast food. You wanna know why poor people drink monsters and rockstar? Because sometimes we'd work 10 hours a day, because when you work minimum wage jobs, you often work shifts instead of a regular full time schedule. And we needed that extra boost so that when some dipshit like yourself walked in we could actually act pleasant and not tired. Thank God that was only a summer job, I cant imagine having to deal with that for a career. Anyway, I win you lose. End of discussion

So go dunk your head in the toilet and flush it till you pass out you piece of unempathic spoiled fucking garbage.

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eddielacie•

Lol, go fuck your mother you delusional fuckwad. I work 12-14hr shifts in the food industry on a regular basis.

Youre obviously missing the point because you work at McDs and are too busy complaining about your life situation instead of improving it.

When youre getting money from the tax payers for food to feed yourself, and your family and using it to buy junk food that costs 10x the amount of something you could do without, or make yourself its going to piss people off.

You want more energy you delusional fucktard? Eat healthier, lay off the newports and get some fucking sleep. Fuck, switch to coffee it works nearly as well dipshit, but im sure those long 10hr shifts at McDs are too muchto bear in life (PS i worked at McDs for 4 years, so i DO know what its like) condescending cuntbag

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MuslimGokuInternet Historian, specializing in crazy people•

Wow, you really did it. You've hit one out of the park for stupidity. All I'm gonna do is point out ways you're wrong and call you names for it

-I just told you that I had that job (had=past, retard) and that it was a summer job for me, so good job showing your 6th grade reading level. The only reason I can understand how shitty it is to work that job and be poor all the time is because I'm an empathic guy, unlike you, you worthless sack of shit.

-I don't smoke newports or eat junk food, I'm a clean and lean vegan who probably got more pussy in his first year of college through looks alone than you have had in your whole piece of shit life. Though I will vape and enjoy the occasional American Spirt.

-I'm a full time college student double majoring in Chemistry and Psychology who gets all his money and has all his bills payed, including my rent, by mom and dad and through the donation of my plasma. So as far as reality is concerncered, my "life sitution" is 10x better than yours, you angry loser.

This is why you're going to lose this election. Once again, I win, you lose. Care to humiliate yourself again?

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cosmicjesus3•

Wow the conversations here they're just swell. I really like the constructive criticism from both sides.

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AlmostHelpless•

I don't think you can buy them with ebt cards in most states.

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bogaut•

yes you can, as long as they arent considered an "energy supplement"

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randanator46•

I know at the store I work at in Ohio you're not allowed to. Gets kind of awkward sometimes

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rundigity•

Yep in California you cant. You used to up until 2011. Bummed me out because that was when I was in highschool and my mom would give me the EBT card to get a lunch for school and Rockstars were a staple in my lunches lol

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moethebartenderSNOPES is financed by GEORGE SOROS•

Jim Henson is crying out from beyond the grave: "LEAVE KERMIT OUT OF THIS!"

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PigFarmington AM radio = Truth!•

Meanwhile they used the smug, smartass, tea sipping, condecending meme.

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Krabins•

How else will they have the energy to spend all your hard earned tax dollars

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