Selitae

It took me until 10 to figure out how to tie my own shoes.

I also only learned how to change a tire last year. I'm 34.

So last night, I had two characters one shot in a three hour session.

My ranger and his companions were attempting to escape their cell and were fighting one of the prison guards. Well, said guard rolled a natural 20, rolled near max damage and one shots my ranger.

So I rolled up a rogue. Everything was okay up until the end when we encountered a gibbering mouther who, surprise, rolled a natural 20 when it attacked me, one shotting the rogue. I had to leave the room at that point.

What's the worst luck you've ever had?

Hello,

We’re a group of four friends seeking a DM for a game, all of us with varying degrees of D&D experience. Three of us DM our own games, so having the chance to play together would be great. As far as preferences go, we like having a balance of combat and roleplay, and greatly enjoy having opportunities for character interaction. One of us is in EST and the rest of us in CST; Friday nights or Sundays would be preferred (with evenings being better, but afternoons would be doable).

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Alarm #1 is my favorite. >.>

There is, of course, Dorian's comment about having a thing for strapping young templars.

Sera's comment is hilarious.

I also got this banter at the war table, with Leliana teasing him.

Even Cole makes a remark that's rather sweet, but I can't remember the exact phrasing. I also thought I heard some nobles gossiping in the hallway about it.

If so, what happened?