Party at my place.

Rick Announcement

Hey guys. Rick SI-14, the planet-spanning digital intelligence here. I'm bored, so I'm hosting a party on my surface. Come on down, drop your Morty off on my Morty Moon, and party down on Planet Rick! Your Morties will be kept in stasis while I download the contents of their minds to use in crafting new simulated scenarios for my own Morty. Now, I WILL be scanning your brains during the party, but only because I want to use the brain scans as data to write a program I can use to get high. Oh, yeah, there'll be free drugs, too. All you can eat/drink/smoke/snort/inject. I've got onboard matter fabricators, so it doesn't matter what you want. If you can describe it, I can make it. Let's get Rickety-wrecked!

Posted May 5, 2016, 11:03 AM UTC

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StacheshadowQ-149•

I will be there but apparently my m-burp-orty has space AIDS right now.

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CarbonProcessingUnitOPSI-14•

No big deal, I can cure him while he's in stasis, save you a Morty certificate.

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StacheshadowQ-149•

Thx br-burp-o I will bring some Collaxion Crystals

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TheStrongestRegularΡ-1738•

You can try scanning my mind you piece of shit but you won't find anything WUBBALUBADUBDUB

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