[Drinks4A] [Bar Scene] Pick Your Poison
#Rainbar’s Delectable Menu
###The Breast Beers
We have a bountiful of selection of beers (and breasts), brewed by brewmasters from around the world. We promise that every last drop, organic or simply aesthetic will leave you thirsting for more.
| Name | Description | Cost |
|---|---|---|
| Mother’s Milk | The Mother’s Milk is milked freshly and served warm from the D-cups, available in both organic and manufactured containers. | $12 |
| Sweethearts Stout | The Sweetheart’s Stout is one of our most famous drinks, worked from between the legs of fiery redheads, available in both organic and inorganic containers. | $15 |
| Ladies’ Lager | The Ladies’ Lager is a drink often reserved for the more feminine of our clientele, both for it’s taste and aesthetic. Inquiries will be answered by your tender. | $20 |
| Amazon’s Ale | For the more brave of souls, we have the Amazon’s Ale. This is a special drink served only in its organic form, once you start you are required to finish it. Don’t worry, she’ll help you out should you begin to falter. | $25 |
* - There is an additional fee of 3$ for organic servings and another 10$ for specialised requests.
###The Cummiest Cocktails
From studs rippling with muscle to femboys with cheekbones high enough to cast a shadow, we offer only the best for our dear customers.
| Name | Description | Cost |
|---|---|---|
| Pineapple’s Pleasure | The most common of all our cocktails, often mixed with a few other fruits to enhance the taste. | $12 |
| Blowjob | The tried and tested Blowjob, we usually offer a fruity concoction when it comes to this one but as time has shown us again and again, some people prefer a little bit of the exotic in their life. Inquire your tender for more details. | $15 |
| Guy’s Glory | Only available to those who have a subscription to our Room of Glory, you’re free to pick and choose as you desire. Both for the way you take it and the contents of your serving. | $20 |
| Blue Balls | Matured over a week and pent up to the point of just aching for release, our Blue Balls special is one of our most exquisite of drinks. The most expert of edgers and tantalising of teasers have prepared this one our customers. | $25 |
* - There is an additional fee of 3$ for organic servings and another 10$ for specialised requests.
###Other Offerings
| Name | Description | Cost |
|---|---|---|
| Futanari | With just a little extra, you may find yourself with a fantastic Futa serving the drink. | $15 |
| Furry | What more could you want than a fuzzy Furry to offer themselves up for your mouth? | $15 |
| Robot | With recent technologies, we’ve purchased a fresh set of server-bots that are preprogrammed with protocols for almost every kink. | $20 |
###Specialised Requests
Specialised requests include the orifice of consumption, whether it be prosthetic or organic as well as details regarding the - usually organic - container. Hair colour, eye colour, body sizes, etc…
There are also special requests for having the incorrect container for your drink. (i.e. drinking our Pineapple’s pleasure from a pussy.)
For most we also offer bondage, D/s, pain, control and plenty of other sides to go with your selection.
Bar Status: Closed
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Posted May 11, 2016, 7:16 PM UTC · edited