So the game goes like this.
Person 1 says his/her wish, then person 2 will corrupt the wish. Person 2 will say his/her wish, and Person 3 will ....... (so on and so forth)
Example.
Person 1 = I wish Sniper gets an Aghanims update. Person 2 = Granted, but Sniper becomes a melee hero. I wish for OG to win Person 3 = Granted but (so on and so forth)
OK LETS START
I wish all battle pass owners gets free 1000 bp points.
Posted Jul 12, 2016, 7:21 AM UTC
well, okay granted, but battle passes now require 10000 bp points per level.
i wish dota heroes were catchable in Pokemon GO.
Granted, but it takes 500 km walking distance to level up one dota hero to one level.
I wish Pikachu was in Dota.
Granted but everytime pikachu walks through river his hp drops to 10%
I wish for ti6 to be played in single draft mode
Granted, but they only have an option between Io, Io, and Io.
I wish for a win streak in ranked mmr
Sure thing, you get a win streak of 2. Now your next 50 games are filled with Peruvians.
Granted, but none of your win streaks will last for longer than two games.
I wish for Timbersaw to keep getting buffed.
Granted but those point will be received in valve time. I wish techies received a buff
Granted, but techies' suicide skill becomes a passive skill that makes you explode every 10 seconds.
Wish OG wins TI6
Granted but they would have to kick miracle for arteezy.
I wish I got an Invoker immortal.
Granted, but quas, wex, and exort gets a 5 second cooldown.
I wish Io wins the arcana votations
[removed]
Granted, but The arcana makes IO literally unplayable.
I wish for this torture to end
I wish Wraith King gets renamed back to Skeleton King.
Granted, but he summons wraiths instead of ressurecting himself when he is dead.
I wish divine rapier wont drop even if you die
Granted.
It now reduces your attack instead.
W-where's the wish?
Oops.
I wish Fnatic wins TI6 with its current members
I wish for Valve to preview an original hero after Underlord.
Granted, but it is pay $ to unlock in the first 3 months after its release.
I wish for the color (prismatic?) gems to be sold by valve for 1$ each.
Granted, but they can only be socketed by a tool that cost $1000
Wow, then we'd really be like LoL.
I wish russians would play on their own server.
Granted, but you can't find a match in other servers except in Russian servers
I wish Half Life 3 will be released
Granted, but it will only be available on consoles I wish that I get an arcana drop
Granted, you get the minefield techies sign only.
I wish Underlord never comes out
Granted, but every hero in dota is debuffed. I wish that crystal maiden got a health and speed buff
I wish ursa becomes a strength hero
Granted, but fury swipes does not stack anymore.
I wish Valve will fix Ability Draft soon.
I wish IO will win the arcana contest
Granted. Prepare for Armlet, MoM-Wisp.
I wish I could buy the Immortals I want in the DotA 2-Store.
Granted but now IO is the only available hero in dota
i wish for nahaz being invited to TI
Granted but you die two hours before TI6 starts.
I wish Pit Lord was released the day after TI.
granted but your low priority game count reaches the 300 games mark
Granted, but he is hired as janitor.
Granted, but you cannot do anything with the points anymore.
I wish people were nice to each other in DotA.
Granted, but only when they're of different languages.
I wish to have infinite river vials.
Granted, but they're all disgusting colors like shit and puke.
I wish there were more players playing good quality supports.
Granted, but theyre always on the enemy team. I wish I could get invoker emo mage set.
Granted but Invoker becomes dumber by nerfing his base int to 10. I wish Gaben would visit my home
Granted. But auspicious quality.
I wish for region lock.