Miscellaneous Monday - General Shit Chat

Today's topic: Sports What GUs do y'all follow? Favorite GUs? Do you get tmany shin splints events every year? As always, feel free to go off-prompt md chat about whatever.

Posted Aug 29, 2016, 7:15 PM UTC

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rennuR_liarToranges and fish oil, bitchez!•

My favorite Gu is one I make myself, containing maltodextrin, caffeine, protein powder, and pure distilled coyote musk . The occasional wolf attack is totally worth it to set all these sick PRs on my 5k training runs.

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snapundersteerI like cake. I dont like running. I like cake•

Is this where I talk about my BOWEL movements? I would like to talk about bowel movements please. Someone talk to me about BOWEL movements! I demand more discussion on bowel movements. And while we are on the topic why do we not have pictures anymore?

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rennuR_liarToranges and fish oil, bitchez!•

There weren't too many pictures of bowel movements, so it hardly seemed worth it.

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Winterspite•

Man, this whole time I was wondering what BOWL movements were. Maybe how you best pass serving bowls around the dinner table so they're all going the same direction and you ensure that one greedy person doesn't get everything first.

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wowGUdquestionHiNamesGu•

You know your weekend's been terrible when the highlight was a shitty, bleeding butthole. Remind me to never post any shirt-related designs on this sub ever again. Jesus Christ... suddenly, a fun, little personal project becomes a referendum on the quality of r/runningcirclejerk thanks to the hobbyjoggers over at that other "serious" running sub. People are just awful, and this is a good reminder of why I shouldn't put myself out there as much as I've been doing here. What GUs do y'all follow? I sort of follow Guball, mostly the Red Gu's. I haven't been to a live guball game in a while. Guden Yards is a great place to watch GUball, though.

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craigster38Reddit speed walking champion•

I'm gonna scrap the ENTIRE singlet idea because I saw 3 comments on a separate sub that were against the idea. But I completely disregard the 400+ comments that were for the singlets.

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cromagnonizedExplain Like I'm a fucking HobbyJogger•

How can you talk like that? You are a bad bad person. Bad.

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craigster38Reddit speed walking champion•

Woahhhhhh. I thought this was a safe space!

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FlashArcherI hate running - only here for the memes•

YOUR OPINION DOESNT MATTER IF I DONT LIKE IT

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cromagnonizedExplain Like I'm a fucking HobbyJogger•

Nowhere is safe.

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HiNamesBillOPSo I says to the guy, I says, "No YOU'RE a drooling spastic!"•

You must be thinking of r/running.

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FlashArcherI hate running - only here for the memes•

/unjerk

Seems you've become that "other sub" public enemy number 1

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craigster38Reddit speed walking champion•

Some people can't pull the stick out of their ass.

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HiNamesBillOPSo I says to the guy, I says, "No YOU'RE a drooling spastic!"•

Somehow I missed that whole singlet exchange.

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wowGUdquestionHiNamesGu•

Good job faggot.

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HiNamesBillOPSo I says to the guy, I says, "No YOU'RE a drooling spastic!"•

There he is. Are you still banned on the main? We have the mods in our pockets now, so we might be able to pull some strings to get you back in the game.

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HayboAssistant Brigademaster•

Put it to the Inner Circle for a vote!

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wowGUdquestionHiNamesGu•

I've asked to be added back. They won't let me.

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Cosmic_CharlieRoJo/Rossi '16: Make Running Stupid Again•

HI WHAT IS BEST WAY TO FIX PLANTER FACES?

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snapundersteerI like cake. I dont like running. I like cake•

Have you tried

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