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I ran through a cemetery today and there was this group of people there all crying and I was so moved I started crying too! It was like, "they get me, They understand my struggle!" So I didn't want to let them down so I started doing a tempo/fartlek pace between the graves then I decided to use the headstones as hurdles and they started cheering me on and screaming at me, "YOU GO!" and I was so supported and shit. After I was done with my workout I jogged (cool down, OK?) over to the group and started hugging and high fiving everyone and we were all crying together because I did it, dammit, I DID IT! And the looks on their faces were so sad and I knew it was because they weren't/can't even
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Hi guys! I know all of you have been talking and asking each other on here and on r/running, "HEY! What ever happened to Bill? Where did he go? Is he off on an epic Runventure or on a Runcation somewhere? Is he training for a [RACE REPORT]? Is he still pooping?" No, lads, I've been keeping pretty busy since I quit running a few weeks ago. I got sick of all the shin splints and crying all the time and never knowing what to eat or what to wear or which shoes or how I'm going to live stream my next race or which training plan to follow and what time of day I should run or heel drop or how to breathe or which app to use or MPW and all that running bullshit, so for the last three weeks I've ju
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I quit running. Can I still RCJ?
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Today's topic: Sports What GUs do y'all follow? Favorite GUs? Do you get tmany shin splints events every year? As always, feel free to go off-prompt md chat about whatever.
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You all know those posts that you have no idea how you made it through? Four posts this morning seems like 40 and you've only pooped twice so far.
- For whatever reason, the same posts that you see every day just won't get downvoted. 2) Your phone has no idea what kind of post you want to jerk. 3) You poop yourself before your run and wonder if that still counts and if it's good enough for r/running. 4) It's garbage day in August and the collection truck really smells like Gu and Chia and bare feet and dirty trailrunner women that look like the feral kid from Road Warrior.
Back at it on Saturday morning! Everyone have a great Friday. Get fucked, a-holes. And thanks for all your upvo
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u/YourShoesUntied, since your a /r/runnit mod now I'd like you to hook us RCJerkers up with some sweet, sweet flair on the main. Who here wants some sweet, sweet flair?. Thanks, bud.
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So it's hot, and now after my "run" I am hot. There's this clear liquidy stuff that I'm thinking about using to cool down, but how? I'm tempted to put it in my mouth, but then again maybe I should pour it on my head? I'm stuck here. What should I do?
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Which American man (MAN not like the divers) will be the first to not reach the podium? And by American I mean AMERICAN American like Galen Rupp and the other guy, not " "American" " American like Meb Keflghezegiihiz (MEEEEEEEEEEEEB!!!! squeeeeeeeee!) Although he literally DOMINATED in Boston the year Kimetto and Desisa both pitched a big fat DNF due to injuries, so Meb (MEEEEEEB!!!! squeeeeeeee!) could win the whole thing if everyone else dies, in which case we can remove one " from American if he does that. So.
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And there were thorns and hornets. I'll accept your upvotes now. Thank you.
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