Some limericks (perhaps NSFW)

Here are some limericks I posted to r/limericks. I realize that limericks are among the most base of poetic forms and not typical fare here (I think). If this isn't the right forum, please let me know. Otherwise, I'm curious to know what people think. Should I quit my day job?

A maid from the Island of Wight,
Renowned as incredibly tight,
Had lovers who'd wail
When their exits would fail.
They're stuck with her all through the night.

A serial killer called "Skinner",
Saw victims become somewhat thinner.
With great expectations
He sent invitations
To guests he was having for dinner.

There once was a beautiful lass
Possessed of an oversize ass.
There was no surprise
When it doubled in size,
When fed a rich diet of grass.

Lorena wished Bobbit was dead.
She sliced through his member in bed.
Then Dahmer found out,
So he gave her a shout.
"Are you gonna eat that?" he said.

A curious princess named Alice
Tried dynamite sticks for a phallus.
Repetitive thrusts
And the dildo combusts.
There's bits of her all through the palace.

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