So a fan from 2011 and a fan from 2016 walk into a bar...
The fans see each other wearing Zombies shirts so they decide to 9rder drinks together and talk.
A few sentences into the conversation the 2016 fan says he's from the future. Obviously, the older fan doesn't believe him.
"If you're from the future, tell me what happened to the characters after Moon."
"They all died."
"Uh... what's the latest map like?"
"Giant space worms and portions of older maps."
"Heh heh, sure. Who's the main developer?"
"A fan of medieval castles."
"Yeah, right. What happened to the Zombies team?"
"They made shit maps and made the wonder weapon for one map worse than the M1911. Here, take my phone."
After much scrolling, the 2011 fan is surprised and disapointed.
"Man, the future sucks. Dead characters? Shit wonder weapons? Fog?" said the 2011 fan, with a tint of sadness in his voice.
"No PhD either."
Posted Sep 11, 2016, 3:13 AM UTC
I was a 2011 fan at one point and I love zombies now!
Lemme guess. In 2011?
I guess that was a little redundant lol.