RegularMinecraftFan

Is there a solution?

I'm sorry for being inactive, but why has Persia become "Solaria"?

Me and my friend were out and about, checking other nations and establishing relations with a lot of countries.

We decide we're done with the journey and we try to go back. I go to the github map to no longer see Persia... but Solaria!

Was there a coup? An election, a change in pace?

I dunno why the Augustans claimed it, Xurksice and MTA's leader agreed that Persia can annex some land from Alpoko as long as it isn't too big.

{"name":"Persian Province of New Watertown","color":"#caca00","positions":[[[427,4420],[487,4303],[527,4409],[490,4494]]]}

{"name":"Persia","color":"#bd9802","positions":[[[492,4494],[528,4410],[487,4304],[428,4420]]]}

Hello, I am SwedishDummy, one of the newer players. I've only really lived and talked to Watertown, only drank Watertown's brews, etc. So, from an outsiders' perspective- is Watertown/ Kalmer Union a good place to live? So far, in my opinion, it doesnt.

It was 2010, and I first played Kino der toten. Great map, super fun, and after hitting the box I got two weapons- the Galil... and the China Lake. I thought, sweet I have grenade launcher and automatic gun. However, I was wrong. Trying to use the Lake was frustrating but hilarious. Nothing like needing two shots to make a crawler on round 10...

BO2, playing Tranzit with randoms, and I get Galil and War Machine. WHOA! That's the sweet killstreak weapon on multi-player!

proceeds to waste grenades to lava. And die.

I don't know, BO3 certainly doesn't have that feeling of fear that you don't get an SMR or an M72 Law. The worst gun is arguably the XM53, but, compared to older weapons, it's

The fans see each other wearing Zombies shirts so they decide to 9rder drinks together and talk.

A few sentences into the conversation the 2016 fan says he's from the future. Obviously, the older fan doesn't believe him.

"If you're from the future, tell me what happened to the characters after Moon."

"They all died."

"Uh... what's the latest map like?"

"Giant space worms and portions of older maps."

"Heh heh, sure. Who's the main developer?"

"A fan of medieval castles."

"Yeah, right. What happened to the Zombies team?"

"They made shit maps and made the wonder weapon for one map worse than the M1911. Here, take my phone."

After much scrolling, the 2011 fan is surprised and disapo

In several games I defeat a country with me having a slight majority of the war score and I first take the states that don't turn the map into gore and the high-populated ones. After that, states that have resources. Next, states that look good and make my name bigger.

But before I can get to step two freaking Japan (if they're in the war) puppets the gosh dang country.

Example One: Playing as Fascist Denmark, have the UK do their stupid intervention focus, start WWII two years early. No biggie, I have big brother Germany to help me. I take Sweden and her neighbors, OPE there goes Japan going for northern aggression and getting the USSR and Tannu Tuva in the war. I see Hungary, they have

So here I am as fascist Guatemala, right? I get Honduras but before I can Dow on Nicaragua the US gets Pax Americana. No biggie, the darned Germans will help me anyway.

So I take Nicaragua, all fine and dandy, and then I dow on Costa Rica and its weird brother Panama.

They have no armies so I just march into their capitals.

I get the peace conference and I try to annex Costa Rica and Panama. Huh? I can't annex em? Then I look to the right and see Japan's stupidness puppet them both.

Japan is idiotic and they are certainly gosh-darned CUNTS.

Is this a common issue?

The Generals' sleevies have some outdated armies... so, we open out to our neighbors in Latin America plus the US itself for some arms.

Hopefuly 25,000 third-generation assault rifles will do. Any takers?

As the threat of the SPF passes, and the economic stagnation of El Salvador and Honduras is still present, it seems the region needs some rebuilding. The Saviour Cerén has decided, along with his council, to build ten more schools for the next five years, rebuild the City of San Agustin, as well as build five factories a year for the next five years. Coffee industries will be promoted.

If this goes as planned, we will start improving relations with major powers like China, the USSR, and the EU. Gulp.

The time has come, brothers! Today, all the men in these so called 'Fronts' and 'Regionals' will be incarcerated! And imprisoned! And defeated!

For today, we shall send a total of 1500 trained soldiers from the Mesoamerican Army, three VCTAs, three M113s, and 2 Dominican-provided attack helicopters will be attacking the town of San Agustin. All townspeople have been evacuated, so there will be no civilian casualties in the attack.

We call upon the Dominican Republic to assist us in this time of need!

[M] I'm too young to be claimsquatted plz don't kill