THE ROYAL CATFIGHT SERIES, ROUND 2: SOREN VS. ELINCIA
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MOMENT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR
YOU COULD’VE BEEN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD TONIGHT, BUT YOU’RE HERE WITH US ON r/FIREEMBLEM
#ARE YOU READY
#FOR I K E B O W L
SOREN!
THE ANIMA AGENT!
THE DYNASTIC DRAGONBORN!
THE SILENT MASTER OF WINDS!
VS.
ELINCIA!
THE DAZZLING DEUTERAGONIST!
CRIMEA’S HOPE!
THE QUEEN OF QUALITY!
SMASH THAT MOTHERFUCKING CAPS LOCK KEY FOR THIS SPECIAL EDITION OF THE ROYAL CATFIGHT SERIES - THE WINNER GETS IKE’S HEART! OR HIS PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP. FUCKIN’ WHATEVER, I DON’T CARE.
ROUND 1 WRAP-UP THREAD
EXPLANATION OF SCORING SYSTEM
RULES
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BE CIVIL TO EACH OTHER. TRASH-TALKING THE PARTICIPANTS IS WHAT WE’RE HERE FOR, BUT TRASH-TALKING OTHER USERS IS A DICK MOVE. THIS WHOLE THING IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT HAVING FUN, AND IT DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE IF PEOPLE CHOOSE TO BE RUDE OR SALTY.
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TAG YOUR MAJOR SPOILERS. ESPECIALLY FOR FATES AND GAMES WITH MAJOR SPOIL-ABLE PLOT POINTS - YOU PROBABLY KNOW THE ONES I’M TALKING ABOUT.
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THERE ARE NO STUPID ARGUMENTS. ANY ARGUMENT WILL EARN YOU POINTS, AS LONG AS THERE’S EFFORT PUT INTO IT. IF YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER IS FACING A SEEMINGLY-UNBEATABLE OPPONENT, GET UNCONVENTIONAL: RATHER THAN TALKING ABOUT THE MERIT OF THEIR CHARACTER, TALK ABOUT HOW THEY’RE A BETTER UNIT, OR VICE VERSA. INSULT THEIR PARTNER, INSULT THEIR HAIRDO. JUST REMEMBER TO KEEP IT ALL IN GOOD FUN.
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UPVOTE INDISCRIMINATELY! ALL COMMENTS WILL BE CONSIDERED WHEN DETERMINING EACH MATCH’S WINNER, REGARDLESS OF THE UPVOTE DISTRIBUTION, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SPREAD THE LOVE AROUND.
Posted Sep 23, 2016, 7:00 PM UTC