Humour: Idea for a Christmas event

So seeing as how the Halloween event is off to a great start, here's an idea for a possible Xmas event:

TL;DR version - scroll to the bottom and just read the last stanza.

   

On the First day of Christmas Niantic sent to me

a Pidgey in a Palm Tree.

 

On the 2nd day of Christmas Niantic sent to me

2 Piggeot and a Pidgey in a Palm Tree

 

On the 3rd day of Christmas Niantic sent to me

3 Spearow, 2 Piggeot and a Pidgey in a Palm Tree

 

On the 4th day of Christmas Niantic sent to me

4 Bulbasaur, 3 Spearow, 2 Piggeot and a Pidgey in a Palm Tree

 

On the 5th day of Christmas Niantic sent to me

5 Dra-ti-ni!! 4 Bulbasaur, 3 Spearow, 2 Piggeot and a Pidgey in a Palm Tree

 

On the 6th day of Christmas Niantic sent to me

6 Exeggcute, 5 Dra-ti-ni!! 4 Bulbasaur, 3 Spearow, 2 Piggeot and a Pidgey in a Palm Tree

 

On the 7th day of Christmas Niantic sent to me

7 Karp a-splashing, 6 Exeggcute, 5 Dra-ti-ni!! 4 Bulbasaur, 3 Spearow, 2 Piggeot and a Pidgey in a Palm Tree

 

On the 8th day of Christmas Niantic sent to me

8 pink Clefairy, 7 Karp a-splashing, 6 Exeggcute, 5 Dra-ti-ni!! 4 Bulbasaur, 3 Spearow, 2 Piggeot and a Pidgey in a Palm Tree

 

On the 9th day of Christmas Niantic sent to me

9 Jynx a-dancing, 8 pink Clefairy, 7 Karp a-splashing, 6 Exeggcute, 5 Dra-ti-ni!! 4 Bulbasaur, 3 Spearow, 2 Piggeot and a Pidgey in a Palm Tree

 

On the 10th day of Christmas Niantic sent to me

10 Pincers pinching, 9 Jynx a-dancing, 8 pink Clefairy, 7 Karp a-splashing, 6 Exeggcute, 5 Dra-ti-ni!! 4 Bulbasaur, 3 Spearow, 2 Piggeot and a Pidgey in a Palm Tree

 

On the 11th day of Christmas Niantic sent to me

11 Magmars flaming, 10 Pincers pinching, 9 Jynx a-dancing, 8 pink Clefairy, 7 Karp a-splashing, 6 Exeggcute, five Dra-ti-ni!! 4 Bulbasaur, 3 Spearow, 2 Piggeot and a Pidgey in a Palm Tree

 

On the 12th day of Christmas Niantic sent to me

12 Grimers oozing, 11 Magmars flaming, 10 Pincers pinching, 9 Jynx a-dancing, 8 pink Clefairy, 7 Karp a-splashing, 6 Exeggcute, five Dra-ti-ni!! 4 Bulbasaur, 3 Spearow, 2 Piggeot and MOLTRES in a 100k egg for me!

   

Clarification: "k" is a standard abbreviation for km in the metric-using world - or at least NZ & Aus anyway.