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kerbuffel

What a shitty date

Meet up with a woman for dinner and a movie. I know it's frowned upon but this was like our sixth date so I figured it would be okay. We get Ethiopian food, which also is probably frowned upon because there are no utensils but she was cool with it. We go to the theater to buy tickets but the showing was sold out. We then dick around the neighborhood: check out a used bookstore, go to a coffeeshop, even hit up CVS because we both needed stuff. (Yeah, we were really grasping at this point.)

Movie showtime gets close, we go, sit, watch Dr Strange, sit through both secret endings. Leave the theater and everything is actually going alright, were holding hands and taking about the movie, and then BOOM, just like that, Donald Trump is elected president.

Killed the fucking mood right there.

Posted Nov 9, 2016, 5:44 AM UTC

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orangefoldersChunky Monkey Wobble Slob/SEA•

r dinner and a movie. I know it's frowned upon

It's only frowned upon on the first 1 or 2 dates since movies you can't talk and dinner can make you feel trapped for a set time.

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Horus_Krishna_235/M•

what if you want to trap them for a set time so you can make your case

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TheRedComet26/M/NYC•

If you have to trap them to do it you've already lost

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Horus_Krishna_235/M•

we all gotta pay

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GalinTorontosome people just aren't the type for marriage and family•

Well at least now I know there are two secret endings when I see Dr Strange tomorrow. Thanks OP!

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girlpurplehairWhiskey and sunshine •

There are always two end scenes for marvel movies.

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kerbuffelOPjust fucking ask her out•

No there was one halfway through the credits, and then another one after the final credits (Which for done reason tell you not to drive distracted?) So I guess that makes it three endings.

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girlpurplehairWhiskey and sunshine •

There is always a mid credit scene and then another one at the very end of all the credits. The distracted driving thing makes a lot of sense if you think about the beginning of the movie.

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Sorcatarius•

Drive distracted, get super powers. Thats like Spider-Man telling me not to fuck around with venomous things and radiation.

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GalinTorontosome people just aren't the type for marriage and family•

I was not aware of this trend, but I guess looking back, yeah

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nymzcityfucking vomit worthy•

guys the anchors on cnn are having the world's most awkward heart-to-heart on race right now

~nyms

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youaremacunganowprobably awake•

538 was like: We're sure Hilldawg will win. Then it was clear that it wasn't happening, then they went all crazy with demographic shifts and explanations.

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chillraptorobi wan/streets, anakin/sheets•

damnit I loved 538 and their polling style but they went from near 80% HRC winning to <50% in the course of like 3hrs. and then yeah, it was all "these are the reasons our polls were wrong and WE TOLD YOU ALL ALONG" and...what a bummer. even a "wow, we didn't expect this" would've been nice. they touched on it a little buried in their live blog but you'd hope that'd be something they'd be more upfront about

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TrojanMagnumOpusBack despite lack of popular demand•

538 had higher odds of a trump victory than pretty much any other prediction site. They were the least wrong.

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RamonasCrackedLips•

I wonder if wang's gonna eat the bug. Feel bad for the poor guy.

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Feeerc24, the avocado of your dreams, Memphis•

Jody on Twitter when someone asked why they weren't panicking: "we are"

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Fleetthrow26/M/Cheese-Curd-Land•

Yea this is an epic fail.

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Fleetthrow26/M/Cheese-Curd-Land•

Why is it awkward?

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2bABeeCanadian lover•

wah wah our polls

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Feeerc24, the avocado of your dreams, Memphis•

I don't know man I had a marriage proposal tonight because of this

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CallmeLuxProfile/Pbrown417•

You tried way too hard on this, but somehow not hard enough.

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chillraptorobi wan/streets, anakin/sheets•

C for effort

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mrpenguin_86•

Happens to me all the time, man.

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funwithsewing32/F/Seattle-ish•

That's what I did last night too, plus some alcohol to drown out the election

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HellhoundsOnMyTrail31/pronouns are he, his, him/midwest/shipped•

what difference, at this point, does it make?

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ShiftingClouds•

MAGA

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