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Usually do Soylent just for breakfast, so a twelve-pack lasts me like two weeks. Saw the Black Friday deal and figured I'd save a couple bucks and stock up for a while. It all arrived today and it all has expiration dates of September 29th.

It's printed on the outside of the box, too, so it's not like they couldn't check this while they were boxing it up. I'm worried that the Black Friday deal was just to get rid of expired supply and hope no one notices -- it's gonna be even worse for people that bought it as Christmas gifts since it'll be two months expired at that point!

four hours later edit / update I emailed the info@soylent address and after some back and forth to prove that th

I moved to Miami about a month ago and I've figured out most of my necessities, but for the life of me I cannot find places that sell cases of Miller High Life cans (so I can safely drink them in the shower) or non-franzia 3L boxed wines (so I can safely drink them in the shower). These were my go-tos in many other cities because they're fairly easy to find anywhere in the country, but apparently not in Miami.

I've tried the corner markets to the supermarkets to the whole foods and best I've found is a four pack of high life tall boys. Can anyone point me in the right direction?

Meet up with a woman for dinner and a movie. I know it's frowned upon but this was like our sixth date so I figured it would be okay. We get Ethiopian food, which also is probably frowned upon because there are no utensils but she was cool with it. We go to the theater to buy tickets but the showing was sold out. We then dick around the neighborhood: check out a used bookstore, go to a coffeeshop, even hit up CVS because we both needed stuff. (Yeah, we were really grasping at this point.)

Movie showtime gets close, we go, sit, watch Dr Strange, sit through both secret endings. Leave the theater and everything is actually going alright, were holding hands and taking about the movie, and the