When you use baby wipes to clean up after sex, you are actually wiping off babies.

Posted Nov 12, 2016, 6:57 AM UTC

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MehQuads•

If only you could wipe away the baby and bin it like you do with your jizz

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Ghosttwo•

Guys are far more likely to eat a fertilized egg. Probably.

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Jovet_Hunter•

Half babies.

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WonderWeeble•

you need to read up on the biology of reproduction, dude

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exrexOP•

"Potential babies" wasn't as catchy a title :P

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katvince1999•

Technically

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MentionMyName•

I don't think you know what that word means.

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katvince1999•

Technically I do.

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ConcentricSD•

Logistically speaking, I have to agree. You are technically sound.

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JeanValjean197o•

No you aren't. Sperm is just one half of your DNA profile. They can only become a baby if they get the other half inside an egg.

This is like saying that spilling milk on the floor is like dropping pancakes on the floor.

There's a few more things that are needed before milk becomes a pancake.

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