Reddit Villanelle

I should have bit my tongue before I said it.
Today I Learned I'm just a karmawhore.
My God, why did I post that shit on Reddit?

A vow of silence would have done me credit.
Can someone ELI5 why I'm a boor?
I should have bit my tongue before I said it.

AMA: A neckbeard with no merit
Slinging shitposts like never seen before.
My God, why did I post that shit on Reddit?

I never should have made that ninja edit.
Have I been shadowbanned, or shown the door?
I should have bit my tongue before I said it.

I knew what to expect before I read it.
Please, someone sweep my flair up off the floor.
My God, why did I post that shit on Reddit?

I nuked my damn account, so just forget it.
TL;DR I'll lurk forever more.
I should have bit my tongue before I said it.
My God, why did I post that shit on Reddit?

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