New Kind of Burst ability
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imgur.comPosted Mar 7, 2017, 6:14 AM UTC
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imgur.comBlowjob: Physical attack with short wait time on enemy unit (premature ejaculation) + Downtime for a certain period of time (refractory period)
How appropriate.
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DON'T get me started on the need for an FFRK 'chrono' collab ...
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Also provides Heist mode. Grand Theft Record Keeper.
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Grand Theft Record Keeper: San Kupo!
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an appropriately rated game for beejes...
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More like Payday Keeper
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This ability is only available tomorrow and one might say the mouth is a magical seal.
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Chrono Break? Why do you still taunt me, Square...
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Exactly what I was thinking, such a dang tease to see that name!
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Whatever system gets a new Chrono game, I will buy it.
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okay I thought he was cute before but now I'm doubly interested
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Yeah, but you don't want to use it. It sucks.
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Even if this wasn't your favorite character, I could still see pulling this as a happy ending.
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Somebody's going to blow your mind out~
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or will it be a mind breakdown ?
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definitely power breakdown :^)
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lol for once i'm not minding a misstranslation
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it is all about the mind
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Google Translate has an oral sex fetish. One of Shantotto's SBs was called 'Fellatio'.
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Guess I will have to pull it for giggles...
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Is the character Morrow?
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If so, I'll return on the Morrow... especially after that Blowjob...
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Onion Knight can Blowback.
This is beginning to sound like some odd fanfic.
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There are some other great gems like saying a weapon is for "Emo exclusive use". Wouldn't that mean most of the FF MC can use it (hi Cloud and Squall!)? We also have the Gayborg spear (gay cyborg? what?) and cow breeze mantle. So many winners in the translations.
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I'm gonna save all my mythrils from now on, gotta get that Blowjob Soul Break.
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....blowjob?
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Translator be like: https://memegenerator.net/instance/75985456
(Slightly NSFW text)
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At least the whales could say they got several blowjobs from it.
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Short wait time, burst, seems like it could get messy. And this translation sounds like a mouthful.
all the entendres.