Does the soul of a child come from the mother or father?

People are asking if my blonde child has a soul since I'm a ginger (the father).

Posted Mar 24, 2017, 1:13 PM UTC

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ArctikDahlia•

Then the child would only have half a soul. They take a half from each parent. Unless the kid was born on a Sunday where they'd have an extra 15% soul. Also if they were born in the south they'd have another 10% soul.

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Lemming882OP•

Makes perfect sense. Thank you.

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Theguywhosaysknee•

I think it depends if they're into Soul or not. If they're Jazz-lovers they might end up without soul.

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I guess I have 125% soul.

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CockEyedPierce•

The "soul" or "life force", if you will, is unique to the individual and is not a direct result of biological inheritance.

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