Do you concur?
Seeking peer review of my theory outlined in title.
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Do you concur?
Seeking peer review of my theory outlined in title.

Either way my coworkers will notice and be disgusted.

I will take that Nobel prize now.
The universe is actually one of those dinosaur pills that you drop in water and it expands. So the universe expanding is actually just it soaking up water.
People in gangs wear bandanas to show what gang they are in, but since the lock down more people are wearing bandanas as a face mask. And it works with a 100% protection, because the virus will assume you're in a Gang and wouldn't want to start a gang war between the gang and you, thus just keeping away from you.