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r/ForeverAlone•
SamsonB79

I wonder what would happen if I gained telekentic powers...

Sometimes when I'm lonely and see a bunch of normies laughing and having a good time I wonder how I would mess with them if I got telekinetic powers. These people vex me so much, because they can easily develop friendships and maintain them while I struggle to get so much as a hello out of another human being. I start thinking to myself what if I could magically pull out this chair from under them? or take a nearby object that nobody is near and teleketinically chuck it in their general direction (without hitting them)? or maybe just take their chair and move them across the room if they're being particularly annoying. Imagining what kind of reaction they would have is a bit cathartic to me. And maybe it could start up a little rumor that a ghost is haunting the place (which wouldn't be too far off the mark) while I'm sitting anonymously eating my food while nobody suspects a thing (because they never notice my presence anyway). Of course I wouldn't do anything illegal like cause severe injuries or destroy property. Just mess around with them so that I know even these guys can suffer sometimes...... oh god I need help, I'm losing my sanity...

Posted Mar 24, 2017, 6:22 PM UTC

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advancedatheist•

Well, I hope you side with Professor Xavier instead of Magneto.

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another30yovirgin•

I'd take people who are kissing and lift them off the ground while their eyes are closed. They'd think it was super amazing. And then when they opened their eyes I'd drop them.

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Nautica1983ITS JUST A PRANK BRO! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)•

At a resturaunt id spill Chads drink all over him and his date.

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Pickled_Wizard•

Well hey there, Carrie!
I think we all wish we could pull strings without anyone knowing it was us sometimes. It sucks to see people easily having the things you want most but aren't "allowed" to get.
I wonder, if you had that kind of power, what could you do to tip the odds in your favor a bit? What could you do with the powers(yes, you do have powers, just not as exciting as TK) you do have to tip the odds?

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SmokingwizardI haven't lost my virginity, BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE•

I'd love powers, I could bring the TV remote to me, and get a soda from the fridge without leaving my spot lmao

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lonesomeloser234I for one like Roman numerals•

I generally just want to get the remote without having to get up.

Nevermind, smokingwizard already has the sarcasm front covered on this tread, on to the next I guess

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notfish007•

Or you could use your telekinetic powers for good. I imagine fire-fighters or police could make good use of telekinesis.

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boginthefog•

Write a web serial. I'd read it.

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MiC-0•

Write a story or something. I used my imagination and daydreaming to get into world building and it's fun.

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