12-Year-Old Girl Suspended From School For Selling What The Principal Claimed Were "Sex Toys"...!
Posted Mar 28, 2017, 5:11 PM UTC
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How do you become a principal and not know what these snake things are?
They were everywhere in the 1980's.
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Yeah... But who didn't lube one up and stick their dick into it?
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Someone I, um, know tried and couldn't make it work.
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When I was twelve I tried fucking a renuzit... The jelly ones that were cone shape. It was cinnamon. Burned so good. Middle School me would have bought one of these for sure... Especially if a girl told me it was a sex toy
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You just made me look like an idiot in front of everyone attending my lecture, but damn was it worth it. Have an upvote!
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This is like fucking 2 pulley wheels. It just doesn't produce enough friction. I used a massive one years ago because my dick is huge. Like 2 soda cans stacked. When I fill out a job application my disability is "got massive cock". I fucked a horse once, he kept saying "neigh neigh" but I knew he meant yes.
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It's all in the grip
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This is the first time I'm seeing of such an invention. Never seen those things in my life, but I don't think sex toy when I see it. I think, shit you get at the fair and a corndog for some odd reason.
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More like those little cheesy prize counters at arcades for about 50 tickets.
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Alternate title: Trinity Lutheran homophobic sex-fixated religitard school board and sex-deprived morally bankrupt ignorant principal accuse child of sexual crime based on their own lack of common sense and pervasive sexual thoughts likely due to religious extremist views and collectively obsessive sexually oppressive backgrounds
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At the end, he said he was powerless to make a change. Wrong. Pull your kid from that school.
Also, is the principal male or female? If male, then he knows what a flashlight is, and probably owns one. If female, and she see's that as a phallic symbol, I feel sorry for her husband (or secret boyfriend on the side, this is a judgement free zone...).
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I would hope everyone knows what a flashlight is.
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Her father seems so shocked a religious school was intolerant and reactive.
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"I just learned something that I shouldn't have."
That males will try to copulate with anything, is probably one of the most useful lessons you'll learn at that school.
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And that women will try to do the same, let not be sexist here.
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"All vaguely phallic objects must be sex toys! SUSPEND THE HERETIC!"
No, but really, it's obvious the principle wanted to use them for her own pleasure, and needed an excuse to confiscate one for her personal usage. I would recommend to her that she freeze them beforehand, as they seem quite flaccid at room temperature. Then again, sticking a cold, plastic covered icicle up your vagina might not be the most healthy thing to do — but what do I know?
All joking aside, I do feel like I have to defend the principle on one thing — selling sex toys in school is not a good idea. Not because sexuality is sinful, but because you don't know if the plastic "dick" you're buying is clean, hypoallergenic, etc.
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That's why the ladies either wrap it or disinfect it, preferably both actually.
Really they probably should sell sex toys in school, better than getting pregnant or diseased. And that's the kind of thing you need to know in life.
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Let me clarify: random students shouldn't be selling sex toys to other random students without some kind of regulatory oversight.
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Ok, so what I don't understand. She got permission to sell them. If the principal had a problem she should have just confiscated them and said she can't sell them. How does this escalate to suspension?
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/#23
My apologies for the buzzfeed link....the appropriate parties have been sacked.
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i tried to wank with one of these when i was 15...didn't work.
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Yeah same my dick was to small. Zero sensation.
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The father says that they are powerless to do it, how about reddit? Do we have the power to show them how ridiculous it is as well it is fine to make a mistake and right the wrong that was done.
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I like what you're saying but under no circumstances do I recommend that reddit gets involved.
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someone should starty throwing dildos at the principals car
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Unfortunately, this is what happens when religion suppresses our natural sexual behavior. Everything starts to look like a masturbatory aid.
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But everything is a masturbatory aid.
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....Razor blades?
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"We're powerless to do it"
How about taking your daughter out of the whack-job school for starters?
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That's hilarious.
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To be fair, I stuck my dick in every one of those I ever owned.
On the other hand, I stuck my dick in a lot of things that were less sexual than that thing...
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Read the comments cause it's late and didn't want to start a video, couldn't make sense of what everyone was describing. Watched the video, whew lad, that sex toy looks like it'd work for both genders
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I know these were water snakes and it's all silly, but even in the hypothetical that a student was actually selling sex toys, what's wrong with that?
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I agree with you (on the ethics of selling sex toys) but school rules (at least in the U.S) strictly prohibit anything that has to do with sex outside of "sex ed" (remember this is a Christian school). That's why she got in trouble.
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That's a tautology: they'd get in trouble for breaking a rule because they have a rule. It doesn't address whether the rule makes sense.
And yes I get that it's a religious school so legally they can make whatever rule they want. But just because they can doesn't make it a good rule.
So if it's not interfering with classes, and if they let students sell other things at school, why shouldn't students be allowed to sell sex toys?
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why shouldn't students be allowed to sell sex toys?
On the grounds of hygiene concerns, perhaps? Assuming you mean sale without regulation.
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Okay, so, it is actually very similar to a male sex toy. There is a space through the middle of it, and you lube it up and use it on yourself. I actually have one in my collection. Usually they are gel filled and not water filled, but it does actually look like one.
Its pretty hilarious that the principle recognized it and apparently so did the school bored. Daddy apparently didn't, which means he's missing out.
EDIT: Wow, uptight group. So I take it by the downvotes that I'm the only guy on here with sex toys? Lol, just because you ain't seen it don't mean it don't exist.
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I was just about to say something about this. Not saying it's right, but there's probably a little more to this story than we're seeing. It happens all the time. Some kid gets in trouble for something and everyone gets pissed without knowing the details. She may have just been selling these as a toy or stress reliever, but I wouldn't be surprised if boys were using it for masturbating and talking about it... or just making jokes about it. It got her attention somehow.
I could be wrong. Maybe she saw a kid with it and flipped her shit because she has a dirty mind. But maybe it got her attention because of how they were being used/talked about.
Remember that kid that got in trouble for wearing a Captain America costume to school? Everyone was so outraged that he got in trouble for being patriotic. When we see stories about it on certain websites, they only mention that he was in trouble for wearing a patriotic costume. I had to read several articles and watch several videos on it before I found out it was about the real ammo belt he had on. Not because he was being patriotic, but because a real ammo belt was against the school dress code. Is that dumb? Sure. Especially since there was no ammo in it. But he wasn't suspended for being patriotic.
My only point is that there could be more context here and it JUST MIGHT not be the principal seeing this toy and thinking it was made for sex. Might not. It doesn't help that they won't discuss it though.
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Right, that is the case a lot. I wasn't saying it was right or wrong, I was just pointing out that this actually does look like a sex toy. Its also a toy, and looks like a toy.
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Yeah and a carrot is very similar to a female sex toy.
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No, as in the sex toy for men literally looks exactly like that. Not like a fucking carrot to a dildo. Like a big rubber dick shaped rod to a dildo.
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Just found out the principal might be female. (Pamela Amling?) If so...what does that say about her experience with long cucumber-shaped objects?
Of course its a Christian school with a paranoid, sexophobic (is that a word? it should be) Christian principal. Words can not describe the stupid in this video.
The dad referred to her as 'she' towards the end, so yes, the pervert is a woman.
Dad needs to lawyer up and nip this in the bud.
Scandalous.
Heh, it just clicked.
Only recently have we been adding phobia to whatever words we want. I would probably go with asexual or coitophobic over inventing a new word.
Coitophobic works, but asexual people aren't afraid of sex.
Only recently have we been doing a lot of things that could be good or bad, regardless of how 'recently' we have been doing them. Your comment means nothing. Have a block.
You must be grammarphobic... My mistake