Women who are pregnant or have had children, what is something that happened during your pregnancy that no one had prepared you for?

Shitting myself and orgasming at the same time during delivery... such a confusing boner.

Getting so seriously constipated near the end (because everything down there is just pressure and you kind of become afraid to push) that I had to give myself an enema.

When my aunt was very pregnant, everyone thought it was acceptable to touch her belly without asking. Close friends, distant relatives, total strangers. She was extremely freaked out by it.