Holy Shit I am Retarded

So basically I upgraded from my "old" iPhone 6s, to the new sexy S8

I love it and thankfully got my contacts on it (rip all saved nudes for fap time)

Went to log into reddit and entered : cDcCommunications

Now for those of you who don't remember him, that was my old account

However I thought this was my current one

Started giving up and decided to just go to reddit.com/u/cDcCommunications

Saw that it said "this account has been deleted" and my heart dropped

Go to my other account, go to recent posts on this sub (posted here yesterday) and saw...

My actual username, ChaosComputerClub

I'm retarded

Mods plz give me retard flair